Topic: ashton kutcher

Happy Cougar Day — 10 Ways To Celebrate Demi Moore’s 50th Birthday!

Happy birthday to Demi Moore, whose body and ability to lure men have been better than mine for a solid fifty years now. More »

Mila Kunis Denies Pregnancy, But I Won’t Believe Her Until An Unrelated Doctor Weighs In

I’ll post an ad on Craigslist, say yes to the first doctor who sounds doctor-y enough to me and then send him photos of Mila Kunis sporting her alleged baby bump. More »

While You Hoard Non-Perishables, Mila Kunis Hoardes A Baby Bump

While you spent your afternoon trying to decide if 45 gallons of fresh water would be enough to keep you hydrated during Hurricane Sandy, Mila Kunis spent it strutting around Los Angeles with a baby bump hanging out for all the world to see. More »

Miley Cyrus Returns To Two And A Half Men, But She Lost Her Cleavage Somewhere Along The Way

What happened to the Miley Cyrus who would sunbathe topless so that “Kim” and “Khloe” could get some color? More »

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Competing For On-Screen Sex Scenes

The couple who shoots separate sex scenes together, stays together? More »

Sexiest Woman Alive Mila Kunis Successfully Pulls Off The Walk Of Shame Look

Despite wearing an outfit that would make most of us look like we’re aspiring contestants on What Never Ever To Wear, Even If You’re Just Running Out to the Store, Mila Kunis looks flawless. More »

Two And A Half Men Gets Super Meta By Bringing On Miley Cyrus (And Her Boobs) As A Guest Star

Check out the first photos of Miley Cyrus playing Walden’s (Ashton Kutcher) family friend Missi, who cozies up to her old buddy in some revealing and very Miley-esque outfits. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Demi Moore, That Ashton Kutcher Is Dating Someone That Could Be Your Daughter

I don’t feel sorry for you, Demi Moore, that Ashton Kutcher is now in a normal, age-appropriate relationship with Mila Kunis. Ashton and Mila (AshMil?) got straight up civilian this week by walking around NYC in weekend wear and making out on a rock in Central Park. More »

A Guy Says: Kristen Stewart Cheated on Robert Pattinson to Win a Role in Fifty Shades of Grey

It’s clear that Kristen Stewart breaking up her and Robert Pattinson‘s relationship had nothing to do with him. It was all about Mila Kunis, and Anastasia Steele. More »

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Mila Kunis Can Totally Do Better Than Ashton Kutcher, I Think

I’m no love expert with my own TV show on Bravo, but I’m pretty sure that Mila Kunis can date someone better than Ashton Kutcher. So why then was she all over her new not-boyfriend-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher at a party this weekend? More »

Demi Moore’s Daughters Choose Ashton Kutcher Over Her #CougarGirlProblems

This is a lesson for all women out there who want to marry hot actor/models that are closer in age to their children than them. Don’t. Unless you want to end up as lonely and restraining-ordered as poor Demi Moore. As you may have heard, her three normally-named daughters aren’t speaking to her. Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are sick and tired of her needy antics and are even considering a restraining order. More »

Demi Moore’s Daughters Give Up On Intervention, Now Not Even Speaking To Her

After considering an intervention, now Demi Moore‘s daughters Scout, Rumer, and Tallulah aren’t even speaking to their mother. Find out why. More »

Scout Willis Arrested For Stupid Reasons, While Ashton Kutcher Somehow Remains Free

You’d think having famous parents like Demi Moore and Bruce Willis would get the cops off your back. But the 20-year-old Scout Willis learned last night that the NYC police don’t stand for underage drinking and fake IDs. Even if you’re a Brown student forced to endure having Ashton Kutcher as your stepfather and the world’s most botoxed forehead as a mother. More »

These Twitter Responses To The Ashton Kutcher Brownface Controversy Are Approximately 400% Funnier Than The Ad Itself

After some serious backlash, Ashton Kutcher‘s ad for PopChips in which he dons brownface to play a stereotypical Bollywood producer named ‘Raj’ has been pulled. After the ad was released two days ago, the response from the Indian community (as well as the non-racist human community) was harsh and immediate, calling out Kutcher for being not only racist, but also unfunny. Read the funniest Twitter responses here: More »

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