Topic: ashton kutcher

Watch Ashton And Mila Joke About Their Relationship On Two And A Half Men, Try Not To Die Of Awkward

Watch Ashton And Mila Joke About Their Relationship On Two And A Half Men, Try Not To Die Of Awkward

Don’t ask me why I was expecting anything good when I pressed play on a video from Two and a Half Men, but I guess I figured Mila Kunis’ upcoming guest role on the show would be at least mildly cute, since she and the show’s star Ashton Kutcher are engaged and expecting a baby together and all that jazz. But based on these clips, even a cute real-life couple can’t make a scene from a terrible show entertaining. Get ready to cringe. More »

Watching Parents-To-Be Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher On The Kiss Cam Is Sure To Make You Smile

Watching Parents-To-Be Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher On The Kiss Cam Is Sure To Make You Smile

In case you spent last night far, far away from celebrity baby news, allow me to catch you up. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are reportedly expecting a baby. Psychics say it will be beautiful. And by psychics I really just mean everyone. Because we can all predict that. Psychics are also saying that watching this video of the parents-to-be smooching on the kiss cam over the weekend will make you smile like you never knew you could. More »

Crush Links: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Fight Over Joining The Baby Bandwagon

Crush Links: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Fight Over Joining The Baby Bandwagon

• Who wouldn’t love to be minding one’s own business in the airport terminal when suddenly, out of nowhere, two Broadway stars start singing and beatboxing in the corner. This is normal. (ET Online)

Usher thanks the men who dove in to save his son, Usher Raymond V, in a swimming pool accident and the doctors who are helping him recuperate! (Have U Heard)

• This flowchart will tell you which classes you must attend and which you can get away with skipping. Back in the day, when I was in college, class was always optional and I could always be found at the dining hall. (The Frisky)

Orlando Bloom receives 16,000 (excuse me, what??) a month for his LA bachelor pad and sign me up for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie, puh-lease. (Celebuzz)

• Apparently, Lamar Odom cheated on Khloe Kardashian with many women with questionable surnames. For instance, one called Polina Polonsky. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• In Joaquin Phoenix’s upcoming movie he falls in love with his smartphone. This would be surprising under different circumstances. Those circumstances being that Joaquin Phoenix wasn’t involved. (Lainey Gossip)

• Umm, Jane Austen haters exist? Blasphemy I say! (Flavorwire)

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reportedly are fighting over pulling a Kate Middleton and jumping on the baby train. I’m sorry but didn’t he have a bunch of grown up babies with that Demi Moore lady? Am I wrong here? (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Let me tell you something, fake eyelashes=entire new human being. (The Stir)

(Photo: Dominic Chan/WENN)

Ashton Kutcher’s Steve Jobs Diet Sent Him To The Hospital, Was His Body’s Way Of Telling Him Not To Act

Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs Diet Sent Him To The Hospital, Was His Body's Way Of Telling Him Not To Act

Ashton Kutcher, professional prankster/Charlie Sheen stand-in/tool, can now add another item to his resume — method actor. To prepare for his latest role in Jobs, Ashton took “Apple” a little too literally and adopted Steve Jobs’ “fruit diet” to really get into character. The move sent Ashton straight to the top, and by “the top” I of course mean “the hospital.” More »