Topic: ashley-olsen

Elizabeth Olsen Is Engaged Two Weeks After Mary-Kate, So That Spinster Ashley Better Hurry Up

Elizabeth Olsen Is Engaged Two Weeks After Mary-Kate, So That Spinster Ashley Better Hurry Up

It seemed like just yesterday Mary-Kate was singing about all the various food items you could put on a pizza, and now she’s getting married to a 44-year-old. And just when you thought her non-twin sister Elizabeth could preserve some of that not-getting-married innocence you’re so used to from this family, she goes and gets engaged too. More »

The Olsen Twins Wore Custom High Fashion Clothes As Babies In Case You Wanted Their Lives To Be More Ridic

The Olsen Twins Wore Custom High Fashion Clothes As Babies In Case You Wanted Their Lives To Be More Ridic

While you were busy spending all of your days idolizing DJ Tanner for her feathered bangs and ideal bedroom, you were missing out on wishing you had Michelle Tanner’s wardrobe. Because those teeny tiny clothes were actually from high-fashion luxury brands, whose names you still sometimes have to think twice about how to pronounce before you say them out loud. More »

We Rank 19 Child Actors From Most Talented To Least

We Rank 19 Child Actors From Most Talented To Least

This is a crazy world of ours, and I feel like people are getting famous younger and younger. Some of them because they’re talented, but some just…because. They’re all extremely lucky and hard-working, but let’s not labor under the assumption that all child stars are created equal. I was never one myself, but that doesn’t mean I’m not capable of gazing upon their working and making judgements on it. More »

Kanye West’s $120 Shirt Isn’t As Offensive As These 7 More Expensive Celeb Items

Kanye West's $120 Shirt Isn't As Offensive As These 7 More Expensive Celeb Items

After reflecting back on the (very long) list of celebrity clothing lines (that now includes Kanye’s stupid shirt!), I thought that it would be super beneficial to everyone if we gathered ’round and reminisced about the grossly overpriced items attached to our beloved celebs. They really do know how to swindle a dollar or three hundred out of us, don’t they? More »

A Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Movie For Every Kind Of Day

A Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Movie For Every Kind Of Day

To celebrate the Olsen twin‘s 27th birthday and to give everyone an excuse to stroll down memory lane (located in Nostalgiatown, in the state of Olsenville, USA), I’ve put together an assortment of their movies (not unlike a bowl of party mix) that will get you through any kind of day. Don’t fight it, just scroll down and let the awesomeness that is their cheesy movies with highly unlikely plots wash over you like warm summer beach waves. More »