Topic: ashley-olsen

A Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Movie For Every Kind Of Day

To celebrate the Olsen twin‘s 27th birthday and to give everyone an excuse to stroll down memory lane (located in Nostalgiatown, in the state of Olsenville, USA), I’ve put together an assortment of their movies (not unlike a bowl of party mix) that will get you through any kind of day. Don’t fight it, just scroll down and let the awesomeness that is their cheesy movies with highly unlikely plots wash over you like warm summer beach waves. More »

Is Nicole Richie Auditioning For The Role Of The Third Olsen Twin?

Has anybody else noticed that Nicole Richie has been looking a little different lately? I’m not talking about the fact that she doesn’t have Paris Hilton perched on her shoulder anymore like a rich blonde parrot, that stopped happening years ago. More »

In Honor Of Elizabeth Olsen Turning 24, We Present: What Your Favorite Olsen Says About You!

Today, we celebrate the 24th birthday of the crazy genetic mutation that is Elizabeth Olsen. I’m not really sure how her parents managed to do it, but they created four children: one older brother, fraternal twins, and one younger sibling who all freakishly look- alike. More »

Here’s The Exhaustive List Of Everything Lance Armstrong Hid From Oprah

Last night famed NFL quarterback Lance Armstrong joined Lindsay Lohan’s godmother Oprah at a strip club to talk about the time he did meth before his 3rd Tour de France race. More »

Ashley Olsen Almost Died Today, So Did 200 Other Non-Famous People Who Already Bore Us

It’s so hard to believe how close we came to losing Ashley Olsen today. Sure she has an identical twin sister, but still, it wouldn’t be the same. More »

Are The Olsen Twins Trolling Hollywood Starlets With This Prescription Pill Backpack?

I find it hard to believe that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen collaborated on a backpack covered in prescription pills and aren’t trying to say something about Hollywood’s drug culture. More »

Let’s Acknowledge That Mary-Kate Olsen’s Relationship With Her 42-Year Old Boyfriend Is Super Creepy

The age difference between Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy is only sixteen years, but I’m disproportionately skeeved out. More »

What Happened To The Many Movie Boyfriends Of The Olsen Twins?

If you’re a real American born between 1867 and 2009, you spent your childhood days watching straight-to-video Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movies. Then you spent your childhood nights arguing over which of their boyfriends was hotter. More »

The Last Known Photo Of The Olsen Twins Smiling With Their Teeth Showing

Since last night proved we’ll definitely never see their teeth again, I thought it was important to get one last memory of them of the smiling with their teeth showing. More »

What We're Reading:

What The Olsen Twins Were Doing Instead Of Going To The Full House Reunion

With Full House celebrating its 25th Anniversary yesterday with a reunion, my only question is: where were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? More »

Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen To Launch Incredibly Wrong Sounding ‘Eau De Olsen’ Perfume

Smell like one or both of The Olsen twins today! More »

Elizabeth Olsen Talks About The Flip Side Of Nepotism

A famous last name will get you everywhere, right? It seems like Elizabeth Olsen might have had it easy getting into the movie business. She happened to be related to two extremely successful young women who could introduce her to any number of influential people. Her name was already recognizable. She had a pre-existing fanbase of people who adore her sisters, Mary-Kate and Ashley. All in all, you would think that the younger sister benefited a bit from nepotism. More »

Exclusive Interview: Catching Up With Lindsay Lohan, Star Of The Parent Trap

An exclusive interview catching up with that redheaded girl from The Parent Trap who never did anything else. Well, her name is Lindsay Lohan and we enjoyed catching up with her and finding out what she’s been up to in the uneventful years since 1998. More »

Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen’s Backpack Costs 84 Times More Than The Complete Full House Series DVD Boxset

What I love most about Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen is their flagrant disregard for reality. They’ve always lived in their own world and have never questioned whether or not it was anywhere near normal. It’s a world where you attend college for a semester, where your father’s friend lives in your basement with a woodchuck puppet for no rhyme or reason and where you sell a designer fur backpack for $16,900. More »

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