Topic: Ashlee Simpson

10 Celebrities Who Dabbled In Singing Whose Songs You Secretly Loved

10 Celebrities Who Dabbled In Singing Whose Songs You Secretly Loved

As a shameless lover of mindless pop music and celebrities making fools of themselves, there’s nothing quite like the joy I feel when an actor or socialite or model releases a song. And as much as you might cover your ears and roll your eyes at all the auto-tuned ridiculousness contained in these videos, I bet you’ve secretly danced along to one or two of them. Admit it. More »

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You’re A Beyonce Or A Solange

The Simple Guide To Figuring Out If You're A Beyonce Or A Solange

There’s nothing more important on your road to self-discovery than figuring out if you’re a Beyonce or a Solange. That’s just a fact. All doctors will agree that the answer to that question will determine everything about you — from your future in show business to how closely you’re seated to your father on Thanksgiving to the amount of surrogacy rumors that will haunt you after you give birth to your first child. More »

American’s Next Top Model All-Stars Recap: Pretty In Pink’s

American's Next Top Model All-Stars Recap: Pretty In Pink's

Here’s the thing about an “All Stars” season of America’s Next Top Model: it implies a level of self-awareness that this show and its contestants lack. I mean, by now Tyra Banks and her models should be conscious of the reality show tropes—and yet they continue to talk as though they’ve never been humiliated on national television before. Wednesday night’s episode began with all the women talking about how they deserve to win and this is a competition and they’re not here to make friends. (OK, no one actually said that last bit, but it was implied.) “Brittany going home let me know that this is seriously a competition,” Dominique intoned. Yes, one model will go home every week. My head exploded, too. More »

Gallery: Celebs in Leather Pants

Gallery: Celebs in Leather Pants

I’ve been going through this thing lately where I can’t stop thinking about buying a pair of leather pants. Here’s why: I assume that if I own leather pants, I’ll automatically be super good at pool. And I really, really want to be super good at pool. But I am not, hence the leather pants. I’ve gotten nothing but encouragement every time I say, “I think I’d like to get some leather pants,” but I suspect my friends might be screwing with me. So, when in doubt, I look to the celebs for guidance. Rihanna, Kate and Kate: I bet you guys are so effing good at pool. More »

Hot Shot: Vincent Piazza, Ashlee Simpson’s New Boyfriend

Hot Shot: Vincent Piazza, Ashlee Simpson's New Boyfriend

This is Vincent Piazza from Boardwalk Empire — you know, that show you spent eight hours of your life trying so hard to like, until finally you realized, “You know what? I have free will and, frankly, this series is boring so I’m not going to watch it. I’m just going to shut it off and read a book. A celebrity biography, maybe.” And then you walked around all huffy for two days, with a sense of moral superiority. Am I projecting?

Anyway, Vincent Piazza plays the character Lucky Luciano in Boardwalk, and he’s totally dating Ashlee Simpson: the two have been spotted making out all over town. Not a bad rebound if we say so ourselves. More »