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It’s been a tough year in the life of Ashlee Simpson, a woman previously known for such fits of whimsy as lip-synching on Saturday Night Live, the song La La, and naming her child Bronx Mowgli. If those are the things that Ashlee does when her life is going well, then what does she do when things get a little dicey? Welp, a lot of drinking, turns out. More
In a classic case of Jennifer Grey Syndrome, Ashlee Simpson was unrecognizable at New York Fashion Week. She was mistaken for Ashley Tisdale instead, which means the reporter was either confused by their first name on second nose. More
Don’t you kind of love it when vocally homophobic people turn out to be gay? I’m not afraid to admit that I do. More
Look, I used to be an Ashlee Simpson fan. But this is ridiculous. More
This could be the reason behind Joe Simpson‘s DUI and divorce. More
After video from Jessica Simpson‘s baby shower hit the internet today, I think the question on everybody’s mind is: at any point is an actual baby gonna come out of all of this? I’ve done a little math here, and while I’m not to the point yet where I’m suggesting a conspiracy, I’ll admit to being highly confused by the timeline. More
Here’s the thing about an “All Stars” season of America’s Next Top Model: it implies a level of self-awareness that this show and its contestants lack. I mean, by now Tyra Banks and her models should be conscious of the reality show tropes—and yet they continue to talk as though they’ve never been humiliated on national television before. Wednesday night’s episode began with all the women talking about how they deserve to win and this is a competition and they’re not here to make friends. (OK, no one actually said that last bit, but it was implied.) “Brittany going home let me know that this is seriously a competition,” Dominique intoned. Yes, one model will go home every week. My head exploded, too. More
• Things you wish he’d say. (College Candy)
• Kisses you don’t want. (Betty Confidential)
• Celebs and their naughty piercings. (The Frisky)
• Asking him out and other college experiences. (YourTango)
• Stop throwing yourself pity parties. (College Crush)
• Ashlee Simpson puckers up with her new beau. (Celebuzz)
I’ve been going through this thing lately where I can’t stop thinking about buying a pair of leather pants. Here’s why: I assume that if I own leather pants, I’ll automatically be super good at pool. And I really, really want to be super good at pool. But I am not, hence the leather pants. I’ve gotten nothing but encouragement every time I say, “I think I’d like to get some leather pants,” but I suspect my friends might be screwing with me. So, when in doubt, I look to the celebs for guidance. Rihanna, Kate and Kate: I bet you guys are so effing good at pool. More
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This is Vincent Piazza from Boardwalk Empire — you know, that show you spent eight hours of your life trying so hard to like, until finally you realized, “You know what? I have free will and, frankly, this series is boring so I’m not going to watch it. I’m just going to shut it off and read a book. A celebrity biography, maybe.” And then you walked around all huffy for two days, with a sense of moral superiority. Am I projecting?
Anyway, Vincent Piazza plays the character Lucky Luciano in Boardwalk, and he’s totally dating Ashlee Simpson: the two have been spotted making out all over town. Not a bad rebound if we say so ourselves. More
Courtney Stodden’s parents signed a paper allowing their sixteen year old daughter to marry a man more than three times her age. Joe Simpson likes to talk about his daughter Jessica Simpson‘s boobs. All three are creepy, but each has their own, individual creepy voice. Can you match these quotes to the correct parental creeper? More
Ashlee Simpson‘s been hanging out in NYC, and she certainly has a lot of looking going on. We’re not sure how we feel about this. The jumpsuit is rad, but coupled with a fedora? Maybe it’s just the bag that’s throwing the whole thing off. (A solid A+ to the girl in the background.) More
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Olivia Wilde and Tao Ruspoli, Leah Messer and Corey Simms… is it just me, or have there been more than the usual celebrity splits lately? Maybe it IS just me; they do tend to happen frequently and dramatically. Furthermore, it’s rare the celeb split that manages to fly under the radar. In fact, let’s take a look at some other high-profile celebrity splits, shall we? More
After lots of speculation, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon finally announced the names of their newborn twins – Monroe (a girl named in honor of Marilyn Monroe) and Moroccan (a boy named in honor of … adjectives?). But little Moroccan is not the only celebrity offspring who shares his name with a place. More
