Someday aliens will look at the fall of the human race and trace it back to the geniuses who decided to sync up the new Furby to your iPhone. More
“Every single day we can do more and more without you and depend on you less and less,” Patton Oswalt told network executives at Montreal’s Just for Laughs festival this past weekend. And that’s how a comedy revolution starts. More
Trust Brian Williams to not let something as annoying as Zooey Deschanel asking Siri if it’s raining to go by without some commentary. More
At SXSW, Friskies debuted You vs. Cat, an iPad game where you basically play air hockey against your pet. Not surprisingly, Buddy the cat is still the reigning champion. More
Poor “Kevin” had a one-night-stand with a girl who can’t take a hint. Watch their iPhone conversation go from desperate to crazy texts to utterly sad. More
Kudos to whoever runs Olive Garden‘s Facebook page for noticing this user stupid enough to tag the restaurant in her bitchy status update. More
It’s astonishing how many logos Adam Ladd’s five-year-old daughter could identify, from Apple to Chili’s. Check out the “brandmarks” video to either feel really good about our smart kids or fear for their corporate-conspiracy futures. More
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Less than six months after the PostSecret iPhone app went live, founder Frank Warren is forced to get rid of it after 1% of the users bullied others with gruesome material, not to mention threatening Frank’s family. This is why we can’t have nice things! More
It may seem like Bono‘s Product Red line has lain low over the past year, but it’s actually the opposite: (RED) is involved in the 2015 AIDS Quilt, plus they still have tons of cute and affordable partnerships with your favorite brands. Know someone who’d like a Gap, Starbucks, or Apple gift this holiday season? Look no further than our “do something” gift guide. More
When I heard that a network called The Hub – which apparently is responsible for the new My Little Pony that guys love — was airing a miniseries called Clue, I had the usual pearl-clutching, “stay away from my favorite movie!” reaction. Then I watched a few episodes and decided I’ll just leave it alone. The series, about six teenage wannabe-detectives embroiled in a plot involving an old hotel, wasn’t awful, but it doesn’t hold a candle(stick) to the original. More
As one Redditor snarked, Metallica on a tiny screen is way better than Metallica live. More
The latest tribute to Steve Jobs comes from an unexpected source: Harry Shum, Jr. (who plays Mike Chang on Glee) revealed that he got his start by dancing for Apple’s iconic ads—the ones where all you see are dancers’ silhouettes as they groove to their bright white iPods. More