Topic: Apple Martin

Fan Fiction: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s Kids’ Tutor Application

Fan Fiction: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's Kids' Tutor Application

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are on the lookout for a tutor to teach their two kids, Apple and Moses. But not just any instructor will do for this pair of GOOPers. Oh no, Gwyn and Chris are looking for someone who — no joke — is fluent in Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, can play two instruments, and loves sailing and tennis. Additionally, they’re hoping for someone Oxbridge trained. Sound pretty high fallutin’? You don’t know the half of it. We got our hands on the rest of the Paltrow/Martin family’s job posting: More »

Gallery: The 10 Most Ridiculously Named Celeb Children

Gallery: The 10 Most Ridiculously Named Celeb Children

Here’s a secret: Every time we hear that a celebrity has given birth, we experience a small wave of panic as we check to see what name she’s chosen. The devil on the left shoulder always hops for something hilarious and weird while the angel on the right prays — for that baby’s sake — for something nice and normal. Because, man are there some totally batshit kid’s names out there (or Kyd‘s names if you’re David Duchovny)! Take a look at our gallery of the absolute most comically-named celeb offspring of all time. More »

Apple Martin Embraces Feminine Side

Apple Martin Embraces Feminine Side

Image details: Estee Lauder Spokesmodels Gwyneth Paltrow & Elizabeth Hurley debut Estee Lauder Fragrance Sensuous served by picapp.com Four-year-old Apple Martin is becoming quite the little lady! Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter loves to dress up, wear makeup, and … More »

Gwyneth Tells Letterman About Kids

Gwyneth Tells Letterman About Kids

Yummy mummy Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night. During the interview she talked about nearly four-year-old Apple’s feminine side, and her “sensitive thug,” two-year-old Moses. Watch the full interview here!