Topic: Recaps

22 Of The Most Hilariously Stupid Moments From The Premiere Of Ironside

22 Of The Most Hilariously Stupid Moments From The Premiere Of Ironside

I don’t even know how to talk about what I saw last night when I tuned into the premiere of the new NBC show Ironside. I’d love to say it was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, but I enjoyed myself so immensely watching its ridiculousness and describing the episode in detail to my coworkers this morning that it’s hard for me to tell you not to watch it. More »

The Bachelorette: Yes, They Really Had A Mr. America Pageant

The Bachelorette: Yes, They Really Had A Mr. America Pageant

You guys are welcome, because I watched The Bachelorette again last night so you wouldn’t have to and yes, it is still getting worse with every episode! Thank you for asking! There are thirteen guys left now, and this week they left Los Angeles for Atlantic City in their first stop around the world. Because if you’re only gonna be seeing the girl you’re dating for three hours a week, you might as well be doing it in an exotic locale, no? More »

Real World: Portland — That Brawl Was Like Nothing I’ve Ever Seen

Real World: Portland -- That Brawl Was Like Nothing I've Ever Seen

Welp, I have officially never seen anything like the fight that happened on the new episode of The Real World: Portland last night. I was still laboring under the cheerful delusion that you weren’t allowed to beat people up on a reality show and stay to chat about it in confessional, but apparently that was wildly naive of me because Nia ended the episode still in the house. More »

The Bachelorette Already Has A Villain, And It’s Ben

The Bachelorette Already Has A Villain, And It's Ben

Welcome back to a new episode of The Bachelorette, a show that’s getting so eerily close to its parody, Burning Love, that it’s honestly starting to make me uncomfortable.This week we got several new exciting additions to the typical reality show plot — the repeated phrase ‘here for the right reasons’ and the show villain, who will be played in this episodic arc by Ben, exploitative father of the year. More »

Oh You Know I Got A Preview Clip From Tonight’s Real World: Portland

Oh You Know I Got A Preview Clip From Tonight's Real World: Portland

There’s a new episode of The Real World: Portland airing tonight, which means a lot of things. First of all it means we unfortunately have to sit through another entire episode of Jessica complaining about being alienated, and watching through my hands in terror every time Nia comes on the screen. But it also means that as a reward for enduring both of those things, we’ll be treated to some genuwine, home-grown drama. More »