I’m not even gonna lie to you guys. I love to say ’I told you so’. I love it a lot, which is why I was one of the only people on planet earth to be satisfied with last night’s How I Met Your Mother series finale. More
I don’t even know how to talk about what I saw last night when I tuned into the premiere of the new NBC show Ironside. I’d love to say it was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, but I enjoyed myself so immensely watching its ridiculousness and describing the episode in detail to my coworkers this morning that it’s hard for me to tell you not to watch it. More
Hello, welcome to the recap of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. — a superhero show by someone cares very little for and knows very little about superheroes. This will go really well for all of us. More
Welcome to another week on The Bachelorette, where you’re guaranteed to get your weekly? monthly? yearly? quota of fairy-tale references filled in a mere two hours of contrived fake dating! Hurray! We’re in Munich this week, and Desiree Hartsock has never been to Europe before, so prepare for many wide-eyed gazes and breathy gasps. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride. More
You guys are welcome, because I watched The Bachelorette again last night so you wouldn’t have to and yes, it is still getting worse with every episode! Thank you for asking! There are thirteen guys left now, and this week they left Los Angeles for Atlantic City in their first stop around the world. Because if you’re only gonna be seeing the girl you’re dating for three hours a week, you might as well be doing it in an exotic locale, no? More
Alright folks, this is officially the last time this year I have to marvel at how laissez-faire the producers at The Real World: Portland have become, because last night was the season finale. Thank god, because Nia‘s behavior last week was truly insane, and I don’t think I could stomach much more of it. More
Is it just me, or was this a super anticlimactic finale episode of Game Of Thrones? Particularly after the Red Wedding set the bar so high last week, I was expecting to really be blown out of the water, y’know? But instead it was a pretty standard episode. No nudity, even, and we didn’t really get cliff-hangered at all! I’m confused. More
I’ve concluded that the show Does Someone Have To Go? is on an unofficial crusade to teach the world all of things that go wrong when you mix personal business with business business, this time by making an example out of the fitness brand DFX. More
Welp, I have officially never seen anything like the fight that happened on the new episode of The Real World: Portland last night. I was still laboring under the cheerful delusion that you weren’t allowed to beat people up on a reality show and stay to chat about it in confessional, but apparently that was wildly naive of me because Nia ended the episode still in the house. More
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Welcome back to a new episode of The Bachelorette, a show that’s getting so eerily close to its parody, Burning Love, that it’s honestly starting to make me uncomfortable.This week we got several new exciting additions to the typical reality show plot — the repeated phrase ‘here for the right reasons’ and the show villain, who will be played in this episodic arc by Ben, exploitative father of the year. More
Last night on The Real World: Portland was the night of everyone apologizing to each other, unless you happen to be Anastasia and your boyfriend Mark is visiting, in which case it was the night of making me incredibly uncomfortable on national television with your toxic relationship. More
There’s a new episode of The Real World: Portland airing tonight, which means a lot of things. First of all it means we unfortunately have to sit through another entire episode of Jessica complaining about being alienated, and watching through my hands in terror every time Nia comes on the screen. But it also means that as a reward for enduring both of those things, we’ll be treated to some genuwine, home-grown drama. More
I’m just positive that you missed Game Of Thrones last night because you were busy watching the Billboard Music Awards, so let me go ahead and catch you up. More
I hope The Real World: Portland is almost over, because this cast’s antics are getting more annoying than entertaining. Jessica in particularly is really getting on my last nerve, which is a feeling I seem to share with the rest of the roommates. This was really not her episode. More