Not to get all ‘first world problems’ on you right now, but it’s a pretty tough world that celebrities live in, in case you hadn’t noticed. Sure, they get paid millions of dollars, but they’re also under an extreme amount of pressure to look and act perfect at all times. Which is why I’m so appreciative of these sixteen unconventional stars, who have accepted their supposed ‘flaws’ and are all the more attractive for them. More
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I’ve been having a very rough week dealing with the news of the Amy Poehler/Will Arnett split, so I’m beyond thrilled that not-divorcing-nor-ruining-my-reality celebrity couple Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have welcomed their little twins into the world. More
Remember how annoyed I was with everything about True Blood last week? Well, the fourth episode of True Blood‘s fifth season has picked up quite a bit, earning itself a tidy little sex recap. And as sex and violence tend to overlap quite a bit in Bon Temps, it will also be something of a violence recap. More
True Blood is back, y’all! And after making us wait an agonizing nine months for its return, you can bet Alan Ball‘s ridiculous vampire telenovela has rewarded us patient fans with just as much drama, gore, and gratuitous nudity as ever. More
After the longest pregnancy in the history of the world, Jessica Simpson has finally popped out her new little bundle of joy. Based on how long she seemed to be preggers and the size that her belly bump reached, one would have assumed she was either going to drop a 10 year old or 10 one-year-olds. More
True Blood has enough dumb plot lines without putting Sookie in a some sort of Twilight vampire baby situation. More
The couple who poses in the buff together, stays together? More
About six months ago, Google started using the “Best Guess” technology, which let it give you a guesstimate answer to your search terms before you had to go through the trouble of clicking multiple results. You could use this guess function for movie release dates, weather, and more. But there’s one area where Google has decided that its powers are being used for evil: Celebrities’ sexuality. More
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In a lot of ways, True Blood Season 4 was like sex with someone you hate: misguided, unbearably awkward, and inevitably not worth the effort. Yeah, there was a moment of pleasure toward the end, but as soon as it was over, you felt dirty for enjoying it even a little.
Speaking of sex, Sunday night’s season finale was pretty eventful, huh? Let’s break it down relationship by relationship. Just because True Blood lacks structure doesn’t mean this article has to. More
Did you know that there’s a blog devoted to taking pictures of celebrities and Photoshopping their eyebrows off? Because there is. It’s called Celebrities Without Eyebrows. And you should go there, and gawk, and then run and hide because pictures of people without their eyebrows are the SCARIEST. THINGS. EVER. More
I should probably stop calling every episode of True Blood the worst, because it really diminishes what I’m about to say: Sunday night’s episode of True Blood was the worst. It was a dreadful hour of television, full of absurd plot developments, laughable sequences, and the most unbelievable accent since Marnie pulled an Antonia. Seriously, if there were more than three episodes left this season, I would have to weigh the joy I get from writing this column against the agony of watching True Blood.
Hey, remember when we were excited about the Sookie/Eric pairing? (Well, I was, and I assume everyone thinks the way that I do.) True Blood has now done the seemingly impossible and made its hottest couple into its most boring. That’s right, Sookie/Eric is officially duller than Sookie/Bill. And not even a cracked-out V hallucination sex scene can change my mind.
“Spellbound” focused on the war between vampires and witches—which, I’ll be honest, I actually think is kind of interesting. But lest you think I enjoyed a full hour of True Blood, I actually found Sunday night’s episode to be a season low point. And there were multiple shots of Eric’s ass, so that’s saying something.
Wow, Sunday night’s True Blood was pretty steamy, huh? The continuation of Sookie and Eric’s naked forest romp was sexy stuff, undercut only by the bonerkiller that is Fiona Shaw’s ridiculous Spanish accent. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?
But I’m not here to talk about True Blood’s overstuffed plot. I’m here to talk about its overstuffed—well, I’m here to talk about the sex. Alcide and Debbie were lucky enough to stumble on Sookie and Eric getting down under the moonlight. I actually think they lingered a bit longer than was appropriate, but hey, can you blame them? Then the two blondes took things to Sookie’s house, where they had sex on her carpet, her couch, and her bed—in a myriad of exciting new positions! I like to imagine Bill watching all of this (because I am a sadist) and realizing how boring his Sookie sex was in comparison. Seriously, it’s no contest. More