Topic: angelina jolie

Let’s Talk About The Decision 2012 That Really Matters — Angelina Jolie Vs. Jennifer Aniston

Make sure you do your civic duty today and vote for either Angelina Jolie orJennifer Aniston. Wait, it’s 2005, right? More »

It’s Getting Painfully Obvious That Angelina Jolie Likes Some Of Her Children More Than Others

Months ago Angie cast Vivienne as a young princess Aurora in her film Maleficent. While we let that one slide because Vivienne fit the profile of a young Aurora, we can longer pretend that Mother Ang isn’t playing favorites with the rest of her children. More »

Brad Pitt Only Needs 24 Hours To Land In A New City And Score Some Drugs

Brad Pitt has some hidden talents, and one of them is that he can land in a new city and score any drug you want in under 24 hours. He should put that on his resume. More »

If Anyone’s Gonna Analyze The Rob/Kristen Situation, It’s Showmance Expert Angelina Jolie

Did Angelina Jolie really call Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart‘s Twilight romance and break-up a PR stunt? Or is the @JolieProject Twitter fake? More »

Tabloids Try To Make Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Into As Much Of A Weirdo As Her Mom Used To Be

Dear Star magazine: There’s a difference between being a normal six-year-old fascinated by her skinned knee like Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and wearing your husband’s blood on a vial around your neck. More »

Angelina Jolie Gets Daughter A Role In Maleficent, ‘Forgets’ To Offer Role To Jennifer Aniston

Unlike the rest of the members of the illustrious Hollywood parenting club, Angelina Jolie doesn’t pretend like she doesn’t want to get her children into acting. Nope she’s all about using her powers to get her children on the big screen as soon as possible. That’s why she pushed producers to cast her daughter as Princess Aurora in Maleficent. More »

Now Gabby Douglas Is Going To Angelina Jolie’s Hairstylist; Even He Thinks It’s Ridiculous

Now Gabby Douglas Is Going To Angelina Jolieâ��s Hairstylist; Even He Thinks Itâ��s Ridiculous

The media frenzy surrounding Gabby Douglas‘ hair has become one of the most-cited examples of how the media got female athletes wrong in this year’s Olympics. But the story hasn’t blown over: Daily Beast announced today that the 16-year-old gymnast will be seeing Angelina Jolie‘s hairstylist, Ted Gibson…but even he agrees that the whole thing is fairly ridiculous. More »

Jennifer Aniston Predictably Gets Engaged To Justin Theroux, Angelina Jolie Predicted To Adopt Retaliation Children

Thanks to Jennifer Aniston and her desperate womb’s quest to be filled with a child, she got engaged to boyfriend Justin Theroux this weekend. Which means that America’s most famous love triangle just got turned into a love square. More »

Siri, Are Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Getting Married This Weekend?

With preparations for a ‘massive party’ at their French estate underway, rumor has it that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might be getting married this weekend. I wish George Clooney would return my phone calls so I could just ask him. More »

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Oh-So Charitably Having Their Wedding In New Orleans

How selfless Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are! They could get hitched at their house in France, but they’ve decided to give the New Orleans economy a shot in the arm by gracing the city with their nuptials. More »

Just Another Normal Day In The Abnormal Life Of Brangelina’s Children

You know that feeling when you’re out and you look soooo good that your friends insist on taking tons of potential new Facebook profile photos of you? And you konw that other feeling when you look like you just returned from an orgy with death and exhaustion and your friends keep taking “hilarious candids of you” even though you asked them to stop? Well I think that second feeling is what the Brangelina children must feel every single day of their lives. More »

Does It Ruin Maleficent For Knox And Vivienne Jolie-Pitt To Watch Mom Angelina Jolie On-Set?

Is it cool for Angelina Jolie‘s twins to see how a movie is made, or does it shatter the Disney magic for them forever? We could be talking about serious childhood trauma. More »

The Daily WTF: Angelina Jolie’s Albino ‘Cousin’ Was Sent By The Pope To Break Up Brad Pitt And John Travolta’s Love Affair

Jonathan Jolie‘s claim to be Angelina Jolie‘s cousin is the least strange thing he says. You have to read these hilarious court documents where he delves into a gay Scientology conspiracy and tells us about being Pope Benedict‘s right-hand man. More »

Angelina Jolie Evokes Your Childhood Nightmares In This First Photo From Disney’s Maleficent

Here’s the first photo of Angelina Jolie in full makeup as Sleeping Beauty‘s fearsome villain Maleficent. My five-year-old self is trembling. More »

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