Topic: angelina jolie

I’m Disappointed In Brad Pitt For Taking These Low Blows At Jennifer Aniston

Alright Brad Pitt, you won, okay? You won the breakup with Jennifer Aniston. You’re one half of the most beautiful and sought-after relationship in Hollywood, you’re surrounded by your six beautiful children, and eight years later, the media is still throwing around words like ‘childless’, ‘alone’, and ‘heartbroken’ to describe Jen. It shouldn’t have been a contest, but it ended up that way…so stop acting like such a sore winner. More »

First World Problems: Brangelina’s Kids Think Their Parents Make Out Too Much

This is apparently gonna be one of those days where I swim in a lake of regret at not being one of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s adopted kids. I had so many opportunities to make a good impression and get good grades at school in hopes of capturing their attentions and affections, and what did I do? I failed at every turn. More »

Angelina Jolie Gets A Double Mastectomy, Instantly Becomes Bravest Woman In Hollywood

In a New York Times Op-Ed that will make you cry, Angelina Jolie explains how her mother’s fight with breast cancer as well as the high odds that she would get the same cancer led her to the decision to get both of her breasts removed. It’s an extremely touching essay, made more poignant by the fact that she’s Angelina Jolie. More »

Jennifer Aniston Postpones Wedding To Justin Theroux, Likely Until After Brangelina Dies

Just when Jennifer Aniston could grasp happiness with her finger tips (if she stood on her tippy toes), Brangelina took it away from her. More »

Chelsea Handler Trash Talks Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift The Same Way She Has For 100 Years

I’m starting to think that Chelsea Handler thinks it’s 2005, because she still talks about Angelina Jolie as if she just saw found a really old People magazine at the bottom of the pile at the dentist’s office and was appalled by news of the Brangelina scandal. More »

If There Is A God, Jennifer Aniston And Brangelina Will Get Married On The Same Day

You know what I would love? If Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were to get married on the same day. That would make me so happy, and it would be definitive proof that the Benevolent Goblin Of The Internet really does exist, because he granted my wish. More »

Brangelina Releasing Their Own Wine; Expected To Taste Like Children And Money

Imagine this. You’re at a romantic, candlelit dinner. You gaze into soulfully into your companion’s eyes and reach across the table to lay your hand tenderly on his/hers as you raise your champagne glasses in a poignant cheers. The year is 2013, and the bubbly is a sparkling rose called Miraval, lovingly produced by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. More »

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Made $3K/Week For Maleficent, Meanwhile Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Is Too Bored To Act

In news that will likely make you reevaluate your life choices and regret not having babies with Brad Pitt when you had the chance, a few of Brangelina’s kids are starring in Angelina Jolie’s new Sleeping Beauty movie ~~Nepotism~~ Maleficent, and at least one of them is making a pretty penny. More »

Angelina Jolie Might Be Pregnant Again, The World Heaves Collective Sigh

Esteemed publication Star magazine is announcing to the world that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with her seventh child with Brad Pitt. Since it’s been at least four years since the birth of a Jolie-Pitt child, I’m inclined to believe it. More »

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Topic: angelina jolie

I’m Disappointed In Brad Pitt For Taking These Low Blows At Jennifer Aniston

First World Problems: Brangelina’s Kids Think Their Parents Make Out Too Much

Angelina Jolie Gets A Double Mastectomy, Instantly Becomes Bravest Woman In Hollywood

Jennifer Aniston Postpones Wedding To Justin Theroux, Likely Until After Brangelina Dies

Chelsea Handler Trash Talks Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift The Same Way She Has For 100 Years

If There Is A God, Jennifer Aniston And Brangelina Will Get Married On The Same Day

Brangelina Releasing Their Own Wine; Expected To Taste Like Children And Money

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Made $3K/Week For Maleficent, Meanwhile Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Is Too Bored To Act

Angelina Jolie Might Be Pregnant Again, The World Heaves Collective Sigh

Why Do Angelina Jolie’s Kids Need So Much Help Pooping?

Brangelina Maybe Got Married On Christmas Day, Definitely Gifted Each Other Children

Brangelina Is Apparently Traveling With 12 Nannies For Their 6 Kids…Sounds About Right

Happy 49th Birthday, Brad Pitt! Here’s Your Bucket List Of 10 Things To Do Before You’re 50!

Jennifer Lawrence Stole Angelina Jolie’s Role In Silver Linings Playbook, In Retaliation Angie Will Adopt Her