If you’ve been a Snarkarino for any length of time longer than, oh, five minutes, you know that I have a mad girlcrush on Angelina Jolie. One day, we will meet, and we will spend the day doing stuff like: … More
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Image details: Cannes 2008: ‘Changeling’ – Premiere served by picapp.com For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy. Ang decided to show up … More
This movie looks pretty dang good, but it looks pretty dang sad, too. Here’s what The Changeling is about: A mother’s prayer for her kidnapped son to return home is answered, though it doesn’t take long for her to suspect … More
Angelina Jolie confirms that she is having baby girls!
Eww! Well, we all have to start somewhere, and this apparently is where the loverly Angelina Jolie began: a cheesy music video for some smarmy Italian pop singer. It’s kind of embarrassing to watch, quite frankly.
Image details: The United Nations Association Annual Dinner served by picapp.com Rumors are flyin’ that soon to be mother of six (and my secret bestest friend) Angelina Jolie has a tape floating around that shows her shooting up heroin. This … More
Getting a late start today, sorry about that Snarkarionos…..I had a FIELD TRIP and now I’m exhausted. If you have kids you know what I’m talking about, right? Oh, yeah. Anyway, the lovely and mucha pregnant Angelina Jolie went to … More
LOL! Here’s a cute little video of Angelina Jolie vamping like crazy for the camera when she was 16. I think she was posing for a swimsuit shot or something? Even when she was 16, she was so exotically beautiful, … More
Contrary to a TON of rumors swirling around this weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina did NOT get married. All the big tabloids – Star, Enquirer, etc. – reported that they had “sources” that confirmed the two had gotten hitched, but … More
Weirdness! Okay, so Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton: Hillary Rodham Clinton and Angelina Jolie are ninth cousins, twice removed, both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718. and Brad Pitt is related to … More