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You know what I would never ever do with my boyfriend? Act in American Horror Story together. No offense to Emma Roberts and her boyfriend Evan Peters, but this casting has bad idea written all over it. More
I’m so used to reading through TV award nominations and continuously groaning over all the underrated people who were left off the list. With these nominations, I only groaned a couple of times, which was really weird for me. In fact, I spent a lot more time being excited about the underappreciated names that popped up. Except we need to talk about Nick Offerman’s absence. More
The fabulous and sometimes overly inflated Ryan Murphy has finally released the title of the upcoming season 3 of American Horror Story Despite everyone’s guesses (and Tumblr obsessions), it will be called American Horror Story: Coven instead of the much-anticipated “Salem.” More
Dylan McDermot blew the not-surprising whistle on the upcoming third season of American Horror Story. It’s about the Salem Witch Trials! More
Despite not being a household name, Connie Britton is a marvelous actress. Since rising to fame on Friday Night Lights, she has showed off her range on American Horror Story and Nashville, and she did most of this after the age of 40, and without submitting to stereotypical “older woman” roles. Hence, I was very glad to see she got the long profile treatment in this week’s New York Times Magazine. More
It may have become apparent to regular readers of this website by now that I have a bit of a hate-on for Maroon 5 frontman, The Voice judge, and all-around dufus Adam Levine. Whether I’m celebrating his untimely death on American Horror Story or looking askance at his upcoming Saturday Night Live hosting gig, he fills me with a distaste almost too intense for words. Even when he is doing things I approve of, I recoil. His smug screed about the miracles of magic mushrooms, for instance, almost ruined my favorite Wednesday night activity forever. More
After a first season many thought unbeatable in its multiplicity of bizarre story lines, American Horror Story may have outdone itself with Asylum. It was disturbing, crowded, and absolutely insane. But all good things must come to an end. (And some bad things too, like Adam Levine‘s microphone hand.) Let’s begin. More
If seeing Jessica Lange as a mental patient with bad hair and boxy clothes made you feel sad this past season of American Horror Story, weep no more. The next season will be “really about female power” and will feature Jessica Lange restored to her full, glamorous state. More
As the Asylum season of American Horror Story draws to a close, we get to follow some of Briarcliff’s inmates outside those loathsome walls to see what kind of lives they’ve built for themselves in the real world. Unfortunately, you can never really leave Briarcliff; once you’ve picked up that baggage, it will follow you wherever you go, infecting others as well. Luckily, there are still many moments of comic relief to cheer you up. More
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Another week, another ridiculous and amazing episode of American Horror Story. I’ve finally struck the “unintentionally” from the title of these recaps, as I’ve come to believe there’s nothing unintentional about this show. From the homages to various horror movies to the cringeworthy porno dialogue, THEY MEANT TO DO THAT. More
Of all the patients/inmates on American Horror Story, Pepper the pinhead has definitely been the breakout fan favorite. From the very first episode of the season, in which she introduced us to the asylum with her creepy little “play with me!” dance, to her participation in this week’s epic dance number, to her character’s more recent, um, developments (no spoilers!), she has peed and danced her merry way into all our hearts. But who is the actress responsible for bringing Pepper to life? Is she really a microcephalic, or is it makeup? Has she been in anything else of note? Here are five facts about Naomi Grossman, the actress tasked with playing Briarcliff’s most lovable “freak.” More
It’s come to a point where American Horror Story has demonstrated so many glimmers of brilliance that I feel bad calling its moments of hilarity “unintentional.” This show is totally aware of how ridiculous it is! And yet, something about the title just works. So I will continue with this week’s episode, with the caveat that I now unabashedly love/fear this show like nothing else. More
Last night, American Horror Story found me in a position of vulnerability. I had a fever, and I watched it right before bed and yes, I’ll admit it gave me some very sweaty nightmares, which it obviously had been wanting to do very badly since I first started mocking it on the internet. But as with most of life’s horrors, I have no choice but to continue laughing, lest I start to cry. More
Sound the alarms America. Some British people apparently allowed Kate Middleton to escape from the hospital and return home to her enchanted castle. THIS IS JUST LIKE AMERICAN HORROR STORY. More
