You know what I want to leave behind in 2012? Honey Boo Boo jokes. I think they’re stale and they’re stupid and they’re rarely done right. More
Topic: American Country Awards
Um guys, I think I might be in love with Kip Moore now — and it’s not just because we wore a backward hat in public, on stage, in 2012. More
Wait, didn’t we just have the American Country Awards several weeks back? Oh, that was the Country Music Awards? Well what about last week…oh, that was the American Music Awards, that’s right. Thank god for Google Calendar or I’d never get any of this straight.
Though this ceremony did distinguish itself in ways the CMAs failed to. Sure, there was the usual amount of tassels masquerading as the bottom parts of dresses, and men wearing inappropriately casual Ed Hardy shirts. But did the other music award shows have both Carrot Top and famed illusionist Criss Angel? I rest my case, good sir. Sir, I said I rest my case! Now be a good lad at fetch me some of those Uncle Krackers. More