Topic: amanda bynes

[Updated] There’s Hope That Amanda Bynes Actually Got Help Last Night

“I just spoke to @amandabynes and she is soooo messed up on drugs and please @ny_police find her and help her! I don’t know her address!” More »

Amanda Bynes Shaved Half Her Head, And That’s All I’m Saying

Hark! Lo! Amanda Bynes shaved half of her head! …and that is pretty much all I’m comfortable saying about it. More »

Somehow Amanda Bynes Is Even More Worrying In Video Version

At this point, I don’t know if there’s anything I can really add to this ongoing Amanda Bynes saga. She keeps doing new and different worrying things, like this video, but all I can do is wonder where the EFF her family and friends are. More »

Pope Benedict And 9 Other Celebrities Who Threw In The Towel

Happy 86th birthday to Pope Benedict, the first pope in 719 years to resign the papacy out of his own free will. Now that we live in a world where two guys are both walking around in white being referred to as His Holiness, my eyes are opened to the other celebrities who chose a similar path. More »

Amanda Bynes’ Parents Finally Respond…To A Quote From A Kardashian

After weeks of me and the rest of the media wondering openly where they are, I’m hearing tell that Amanda Bynes‘ parents have finally sat up and taken notice about something. Oh, thank god, what a relief. At long last, someone has (hopefully) arrived on this coast to get this girl some help. And what was it that finally piqued their interest, may I ask? More »

Happy Birthday Alex Pettyfer: Here Are A Few Simple Steps to Regain Your Bad Boy Street Cred

Today, we wish a happy 23rd birthday to Alex Pettyfer. Two years ago, he was primed to become Hollywood’s next bad boy, but despite his role as a male stripper prodigy in last year’s Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer has disappeared from the public eye lately. Justin Bieber, John Mayer and Chris Brown provide some ideas as to how he can regain his Hollywood bad boy image. More »

At This Point, A ‘Suspicious Cigarette’ Is The Least Of Amanda Bynes’ Worries

Is there a bigger cry for help than a celebrity wandering through effing TIMES SQUARE with a trashy weave, cheek piercings, and smoking weed? If so, someone should tell Amanda Bynes, so she can start employing that tactic in addition to the others aforementioned. More »

I’m Less Offended By Miley Cyrus Smoking Weed Than I Am By Her Hairstyle In This Photo

Okay…judging more by the overall appearance by Miley Cyrus in this photo, and less regarding the blunt she’s ~~definitely~~ allegedly smoking, it looks like Amanda Bynes might have a run for her money in the Childstar Gone Crazy competition. What Would Hannah Montana Do? More »

Amanda Bynes Gives Even More Cause For Concern, Tweets About Having An Eating Disorder

It’s saddening to see such a bright young actress and comedienne fall prey to the same troubled adulthood as countless former child stars before her. While some stars show signs of future issues at a young age, Amanda never gave that impression in her early career. More »

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Your Daily Tragic Amanda Bynes Update, Now With 100% More Redhead

I’m still waiting on someone with some kind of blood connection or friend connection to this girl to get on a plane and head out to New York to fix her, but until then I guess I’ll just keep dutifully cataloging Amanda Bynes‘ escalating mental illness. More »

Let’s Predict How Amanda Bynes Will And Will Not Celebrate Her Birthday

While there’s no way to know for certain how Amanda will celebrate her birthday until she tweets about it, we have a few predictions for how she will and definitely will not spend this momentous day. More »

Hayden Panettiere Proclaims Herself A Member Of ‘The Messy Generation’

In case you’re wondering why Hayden Panettiere has been able to smoothly transition from child star to her current role as Juliette Barnes on Nashville, don’t think it was on accident, ya’ll! It takes hard work to avoid being a hot mess! More »

Amanda Bynes Has A Lot Of Confusing Things To Say To You — Yes, You — On Twitter

Amanda Bynes has become quite an aficionado of the second-person perspective in her tweets. Whether she’s speaking of the abstract “you” or addressing a specific yet unnamed “you,” Amanda really likes to say “you” a lot, and it’s often in a negative context. Her latest “you”-heavy tweets are directed at everyone from the people she doesn’t follow or reply to on Twitter, to mysterious, unidentified exes who are “still tryna holla.” And yes, it’s all just as nonsensical as it sounds. More »

9 Pop Culture-y Things That We’re Pretty Sure Are April Fool’s Pranks

It’s literally and metaphorically and figuratively unbelievable that these things are things are actually happening in real life. And that’s why we’re finally calling shenanigans on them! We’re done being pranked by celebrities and TV networks and vague give-me-attention Facebook statuses. More »

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