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Lindsay Lohan‘s money has run out, so she’s turned to selling off her clothing and dating Max George of boy band The Wanted…presumably to harvest his organs and sell them on the black market. More
Wow. Color me shocked. More
Two nights ago Lindsay Lohan and her former girlfriend/accuser/restraining-order-goddess Samantha Ronson were spotted canoodling at a Le Baron in NYC. CANOODLING! More
Just in case you thought that Michael Lohan’s brief hiatus from the spotlight turned him into a good parent, he reminds us just how horrible he is by commenting nonchalently on his daughter Ali Lohan’s weight loss. More
Lindsay‘s little sister Ali Lohan landed another modeling gig, this time on the cover of Page 6 Magazine. The 17-year-old channeled her inner flower child (read: “I once watched The Wonder Years on TV!”) for the shoot. Inside the mag, she talks about an array of fun teenage-appropriate topics like plastic surgery and drug addiction. Regarding rumors she’s had work done:
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No no no. We are not comfortable with Dakota and Elle Fanning jumping in the air and flashing thumbs-up with glasses-wearing creep Terry Richardson. It doesn’t matter that the whole shoot seemed to be entirely respectable and the girls kept their clothes on. Just knowing that they were in the same room with him — or, as the Celebuzz caption says, Sisters Dakota and Elle Fanning have fun with photographer Terry Richardson – gives us the heebie jeebies. More
Newly-minted fashion model Aliana Lohan – with her newly-minted face — has already done two inappropriately sexual photo shoots. Her latest gig, which got her the cover, is closer to high-fashion than skeevy exploitation… but you have to giggle at the fact that it’s for a magazine called Fault.
What angers us most about this situation is that Ali’s startlingly skinny body and likely surgically-enhanced face are a cry for help, but are either ignored or encouraged by mother Dina. More
This photo of what appears to be the perverse act of Lindsay Lohan making out with her own mother was taken at mom Dina Lohan‘s 49th birthday party. The rest of the Lohan clan was there, too — Michael Jr., Cody, and Aliana, who made her first public appearance since rumors of a potential modeling-related plastic surgery procedure and/or eating disorder began circulating. In photos taken that night, 17-year-old Ali looks frighteningly thin as she swims in her clothing against a backdrop of various celebrities. More
When I posted this gallery of Ali Lohan modeling in a manner I felt was inappropriate for a teenage girl, several commenters told me, essentially, to lighten up. One compared Ali’s photos to the Toddlers and Tiaras toddler-prostitute scandal of the same week — in her opinion a much greater crime. I definitely agree that there are degrees of offense when it comes to the exploitation of young girls. However these skimpy-clothes and lingerie photos, taken from Ali’s Next Model Management profile, seem indisputably inappropriate fare from a high schooler. More
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The more we find out about 17-year-old Ali Lohan‘s new modeling career, the more disheartened we feel. First there were allegations of plastic surgery and extreme weight loss, and now we see that the fruit of Ali’s labors have added over-sexualization to the list of offenses.Her first job, for the jean brand PRVCY, has her looking all pouty with her midriff bared and her ass in the air. Appropriate behavior from a minor, no? More
In light of the controversy that exploded yesterday over what is ostensibly celeb little sister Ali Lohan‘s totally new face, the modeling agency that signed her has come out in denial against the rumors that Ali has undergone what appears to be a massive amount of plastic surgery (cheek implants, lip injections, and some nose and chin stuff). In a statement, a spokeswoman for Next Model Management explained: More
R.I.P. Ali Lohan‘s old face, 1993-2011. More
Lesser Lohan Ali (or as she’d like to be known from now on, Aliana T), has officially signed a contract with NEXT Model Management, the same agency that reps Milla Jovovich and Molly Simms. As her new twitter account proclaims, she’s now a real model. (Don’t try to follow her. It’s boring. I will let you know if it ever gets exciting.) More
Remember that adorable little redheaded girl from The Parent Trap remake? Well, you already know that the promising child star grew up to be a troubled young woman with addiction issues and relationship drama. And to top it all off, many of Lindsay Lohan‘s family members are trying to capitalize off of her stardom. Here’s a rogue’s gallery. More
