If nothing else, The Real Housewives Of Miami can be counted on to make me extremely uncomfortable, week to week. Just when I think someone is the most reasonable, empathetic woman of the season, she goes and does something that makes me call all my judgement skills into question. More
Topic: Alexia Echevarria
The Real Housewives of Miami didn’t have quite enough Elsa Patton this season, so here are some excellent GIFs to make up for it. More
In the fight between Miami Housewives Marysol Patton and Lea Black over who dropped the ball in their professional relationship, I’m gonna have to side with Lea. More
Now that they’ve got her isolated and vulnerable in The Bahamas, the Real Housewives of Miami are ready to ambush Karent Sierra with the news that Rodolfo is cheating on her. More
It took me ten episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami to discover it, but it finally became clear that Adriana De Moura is the actual devil. More
Considering we have it on tape, is Adriana De Moura really going to pretend she didn’t punch Joanna Krupa in the face on The Real Housewives of Miami? More
Hold on to your rubber Muppet faces, folks, because Mama Elsa Patton came out swinging in last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami. More
If you’re ever going through a family tragedy, take a hint from Real Housewives of Miami star Alexia Echevarria‘s son Peter Corsello and punch a hobo in the penis to cheer yourself up. More
It’s the day after the gala, and as expected the repercussions of What Cristy Did (i.e. sneaking in to Lea’s gala without paying) are all anyone can talk about for five seconds. Apparently Cristy told security she was famous to get in which, girl please. That’d be enough to make us mail off an angry invoice. Cristy meets up with Larsa and her friends, explains that she went in “in good faith,” not to attend another benefit, which apparently means you don’t have to pay money for things. I’m filling my purse with Snickers I took from the deli “in good faith”! Larsa applauds her for still going after getting a flat tire, which I don’t believe for a second actually happened because if something that exciting had occurred, IT WOULD BE IN THE EPISODE. Also, does Cristy not get that it was a benefit for underprivileged kids? Just pay the ticket fee, woman! “I can’t stand 5 more seconds of his conversation,” Cristy sighs before heading off to dance. Methinks we’re going to be saying that a lot about pretty much everything Cristy says. More
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After last week’s episode, the ladies make up for a lackluster pilot by viciously criticizing anything and everything under the sweltering Miami sun. Adriana complains about Larsa and Cristy hating on her for taking the cat walk during last week’s episode. “I did it like a pro,” she proclaims. Her boyfriend Frederic thinks the ladies are just jealous, which Adriana explains that Cristy and Larsa are simply immature high school backstabbers. Frederic is too busy staring at her boobs to actually respond, but you know in his heart he completely agrees. More
Welcome To Miami! Where the clothes are tiny and neon, the boobs are huge, and everyone has a boat in their backyard like it’s a riding mowers. After meeting our new cast, Miami also seems to have the worst and most obvious plastic surgeries. More