Kate Bosworth and Alexander SkarsgĂĄrd might not be a couple anymore, but that didn’t stop BlackBook from putting them both on the cover of their September issue. For added hotness, they put them in identical-looking tuxedos, which each pulled off with aplomb. Who wore it better? Click through to see the one of Kate Bosworth. More
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Looking for a reason to see Straw Dogs? Well then you should probably just go Netflix the Dustin Hoffman original. And by the time you’ve done that, I’m betting there will be a supercut of all the scenes where Alexander Skarsgard takes off his shirt. More
Hey, remember when we were excited about the Sookie/Eric pairing? (Well, I was, and I assume everyone thinks the way that I do.) True Blood has now done the seemingly impossible and made its hottest couple into its most boring. Thatâ€™s right, Sookie/Eric is officially duller than Sookie/Bill. And not even a cracked-out V hallucination sex scene can change my mind.
â€śSpellboundâ€ť focused on the war between vampires and witchesâ€”which, Iâ€™ll be honest, I actually think is kind of interesting. But lest you think I enjoyed a full hour of True Blood, I actually found Sunday nightâ€™s episode to be a season low point. And there were multiple shots of Ericâ€™s ass, so thatâ€™s saying something.
Wow, Sunday nightâ€™s True Blood was pretty steamy, huh? The continuation of Sookie and Ericâ€™s naked forest romp was sexy stuff, undercut only by the bonerkiller that is Fiona Shawâ€™s ridiculous Spanish accent. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?
But Iâ€™m not here to talk about True Bloodâ€™s overstuffed plot. Iâ€™m here to talk about its overstuffedâ€”well, Iâ€™m here to talk about the sex. Alcide and Debbie were lucky enough to stumble on Sookie and Eric getting down under the moonlight. I actually think they lingered a bit longer than was appropriate, but hey, can you blame them? Then the two blondes took things to Sookieâ€™s house, where they had sex on her carpet, her couch, and her bedâ€”in a myriad of exciting new positions! I like to imagine Bill watching all of this (because I am a sadist) and realizing how boring his Sookie sex was in comparison. Seriously, itâ€™s no contest. More
It took a few weeks, but Sunday nightâ€™s episode of True Blood finally delivered full-on naked forest sex. And as with all of the seriesâ€™ vampire-on-human action, it was equal parts ridiculous and erotic. Of course, this is True Bloodâ€”and weâ€™re in the middle of what I will boldly call the worst season yetâ€”so there was plenty of bullshit to wade through before Sookie and Eric got down with their bad selves. More
Even before its first official trailer came out today, Battleship has a healthy amount of skepticism attached to it. For one, it’s a pretty odd cast: Liam Neeson is the one serious actor overseeing hotties Taylor Kitsch, Alexander SkarsgĂĄrd, Brooklyn Decker, and Rihanna. Then, of course, there’s the matter of turning our favorite childhood strategy game into a movie. We’ll go into the possible mechanics of the plot in a few, but first: The strangely inconspicuous Rihanna. More
Some people slog through four years (or five, or seven…) years of college in order to get a degree. But these celebrities were handed honorary degrees from schools like Harvard and Yale just for doing basic stuff like winning Oscars or being the richest person in the world. Oh, celebrities. More
The Stackhouse siblings are kind of messed up when it comes to sex. Jason had way too much of itâ€”by his own estimation, that is. Iâ€™m not here to judge. And Sookie stayed a virgin until she met Bill, simply because it was too hard getting turned on while reading a guyâ€™s mind. (Imagine trying to feel sexy, while hearing, â€śIâ€™m touching boobs! Iâ€™m touching boobs! Iâ€™m touching boobs!â€ť) Sunday nightâ€™s episode of True Blood offered a nice balance between Sookie and Jason, but while the formerâ€™s storyline is one of the few things I donâ€™t hate, Jasonâ€™s â€śghost daddyâ€ť plot continues to anger my blood. More
Alexander Skarsgard received an honorary degree from Leeds Metropolitan University today, and he officially looks the best anyone has ever looked in a cap and gown. I have a new fantasy, now. Want to hear it?
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I think Felton summed it up best: â€śSex is kinda gross, but it feels good, donâ€™t it?â€ť Oh, Felton. You were a total douchebag, and Iâ€™m glad that Jason stabbed you dead. Still, you tell it like it is. Sex is one of the most disgusting things that we continue to do willingly, and itâ€™s always refreshing to hear someone point that out. But Sunday nightâ€™s episode of True Blood wasnâ€™t nearly as icky as last weekâ€™s. Well, for the most part. More
It’s National Nude Day! That probably has to do with how crazy hot it is outside, but we’re okay with seeing celebs like Alexander Skarsgard, Tyson Beckford, and Scarlett Johansson naked basically whenever. More
Here is Rainer Maria Wilke‘s Archaic Torso of Apollo, rewritten for Alexander Skarsgard:
Archaic Torso of Alexander Skarsgard
We cannot know his legendary head
with eyes like Dentyne Ice. And yet his torso
is still suffused with brilliance from inside,
like a MacBook Pro, in which is gaze, now turned to low, More
I hope weâ€™ve reached a point as a society where we can agree on certain unequivocal truths. First and foremost: True Blood is trash. Iâ€™m not saying the series is unwatchableâ€”I wonâ€™t deny its guilty pleasure statusâ€”but the sooner we stop pretending itâ€™s high art, the sooner we can focus on the good stuff.
Because, letâ€™s face it, watching True Blood for the plot is like reading Playboy for the articles, if all the articles were fairie nonsense and all the Playmates were covered in viscera. Itâ€™s high time we agree that the real reason to tune in to HBO on Sunday nights is for a glimpse at Sookieâ€™s breasts or Ericâ€™s bare ass, depending on your sexual preference. (Bisexuals, this show was made for you!) Sex and blood, yâ€™all. The rest is just filler. More
â€˘ Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey — all celebrity DILFs. (Mommyish)
â€˘ Jesse James and Kat Von D are planning a summer wedding, to coincide with the one-year anniversary of when they started dating. Blech. (People)
â€˘ True Blood‘s Kristin Bauer (she plays Pam) on co-star Alexander SkarsgĂĄrd‘s nude scenes: “I just stare.” (Celebuzz)
â€˘ Reminiscing about the crazy days of *NSYNC stardom,Â Justin Timberlake recalls 400 girls running behind their tour bus whileÂ Joey Fatone sings the theme song fromÂ The Goonies. Amazing. (The Frisky)
â€˘ The newest Real Housewife of New York, Cindy Barshop, denies rumors that it was racial discrimination that made her fire an employee: “She sucked at her job.” (Betty Confidential)