The only thing I enjoy more than watching an Oscar-worthy film in theaters is watching a horribly scripted rom-com with wooden actors, cliche dialogue, bad accents, nonsensical plots and diabolical dads. So you can only imagine how much I loved watching Endless Love this week. More
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These are the kinds of celebrity couples that make you go, “Wait… what? Them? When? For that long? Where was I? Why haven’t I heard this?” Unless you’re a devoted fan of these people, odds are you had no idea they went out. More
In honor of Chris Evan’s 32nd birthday today, I’d like to take a moment and talk about all the other that guys running around Hollywood right now. You know, the guys who could easily play Chris Evans in a movie should the need ever arise. (And if I know needs like I think I know needs, it will arise.) More
Why hello, Mr. Oscar. I’ve been wondering when you were finally going to pop back up and grace us with your golden presence this year. Ever since you went home with the likes of Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence a couple of months ago I’ve barely even heard your name. But now that I’ve watched the first trailer for The Butler, I know you haven’t disappeared entirely. More
Another day, another director submitting an unsolicited sex scene starring a famous actor in order to convince the Fifty Shades of Grey producers to pick him to direct the film. More
What in the world is going on at Coachella? Rich celebrities are dressing like they can’t afford full pant legs and Kristen Stewart and Liberty Ross are standing next to each other. And now Julianne Hough, who recently split from aged possible-robot Ryan Seacrest, is flirting with a man more than a year younger than her. What is this madness? More
Today, we wish a happy 23rd birthday to Alex Pettyfer. Two years ago, he was primed to become Hollywood’s next bad boy, but despite his role as a male stripper prodigy in last year’s Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer has disappeared from the public eye lately. Justin Bieber, John Mayer and Chris Brown provide some ideas as to how he can regain his Hollywood bad boy image. More
I’m tired of the endless back and forth in the Jelena relationship, so here are 10 guys Selena Gomez should date instead of Justin Bieber. More
Oh great. Just when I bought my life-size Channing Tatum doll made out of furniture that washed up on Florida beaches, I find out he’s actually an egomaniac out to destroy everyone. More
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So it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Channing Tatum is going to be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive,” because he starred in a movie about male strippers and has muscles. Personally, I think he looks like a big, bumpy, beady eyed jock who I would not like to have sex with,* but People is entitled to its opinion. That said, I reserve the right to talk about who People could have chosen, had they any taste or imagination. Here are ten dark horse candidates I wouldn’t mind seeing on that cover.
*I’m sure he’s a really nice person and I feel bad for judging his looks but you took it there, People. More
What’s that old saying? If it looks like cheating and it sounds like cheating, it’s probably just research for a film about male strippers. More
It’s like Cheers, but where everyone knows your dick size. More
What do you want to bet that Kristen Stewart‘s reps pushed to have this story about her new movie Cali pushed out today to deflect from her scandalous affair with her married director? Too bad that plot details about snuff films and killer porn stars still aren’t as juicy as her breaking Robert Pattinson‘s heart. More
The internet is like a male stripper who’s just waiting for you to strip him down and find his bedazzled thong. During today’s treasure hunt I found the German trailer for Magic Mike. It’s even more magical than the American version. More