Topic: alcohol

Don’t Worry, Guys — Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

Don't Worry, Guys -- Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Coke Four Times

With Lindsay Lohan finally nestled up all snug in her rehab bed, I bet you’d like to read some quotes from the last interview she gave before she went in there, right? It’ll probably be just chock full of honest regrets and statements from the heart, the kind of thing that will leave me with a grudging respect for her and everything she’s gone through to get to this point. Orrrrr not. More »

The Daily WTF: Teens Now Chugging Hand Sanitizer To Get Drunk, Maybe We Should Just Buy Them Some Beer

The Daily WTF: Teens Now Chugging Hand Sanitizer To Get Drunk, Maybe We Should Just Buy Them Some Beer

In the coming battle that will constitute the Teen-pocalypse, there are many things working against us over-18s: we’re bad at skateboarding, we’re clumsy with social media, and we’re simply not as balls out when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. But there’s one thing those crazy kids have yet to master, and that’s figuring out how to get drunk without poisoning themselves/each other. More »