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Last night’s season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo contained a lot of action. Baby Kaitlyn was born, Alana worked it in a pageant, and Glitzy the gay pageant pig even made a special appearance. But the thing everyone seems to be talking about is the appearance of an actual gay human in McIntyre GA, namely Alana‘s Uncle Poodle. (A name Alana gave to him, as she calls all gay men poodles.) More
In which the author tries sketti and likes it. More
A new meme has been going around Tumblr in which GIFs from the critically acclaimed documentary program Here Comes Honey Boo Boo are mashed up with deep, philosophical quotes. I guess this is funny because those quotes were written by smart people and Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her family are generally thought of as stupid, but this one actually seems pretty fitting. More
Putting the “L” back in TLC! More
We, as a nation, as a civilization, as a genus and as a species, are so disturbingly entertained by Honey Boo Boo because it is the realest reality show ever produced. And, not only is it real, but it is, in some way, a reflection of the place our society finds itself. More
Color me surprised! More
Every time Anderson Cooper gets the giggles, a baby kitten angel gets it wings. More
In a completely classy move befitting of an adult woman, Joy Behar predicts that Honey Boo Boo will grow into a 400 -pound woman with large boobs. While we’re still undecided among the editors here at Crushable as to whether it’s okay to watch Here Comes Honey Boo, we do all agree that it’s not okay to bully a 6-year-old.
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Attention, everyone scared that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is going to define America in the eyes of the world: you’re correct. More
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Much noise is being made today about Alana Thompson (a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo)’s family’s child rearing techniques. Specifically: the fact that Alana’s sister Lauryn “Pumpkin” Thompson was photographed giving her baby niece Kaitlyn a taste of Mountain Dew on her pacifier. This is obviously not what you’re supposed to do with a baby, but before you form a lynch mob outside her double wide, here are some things you might consider. More
Don’t go into withdrawal between episodes of TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, because star and champion go-go juice drinker Alana Thompson is back on the pageant scene and better than ever, dressed up like the world’s sluttiest cupcake. More
TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is not nearly as bad as everyone thinks it is. Here’s why. More
Speaking of predictable news that we already kinda guessed, June Shannon, the mother of Honey Boo Boo and current star of the trainwreck show that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, spent a little time in jail. And it’s not for turning her daughter into a national punchline. More
If you think Honey Boo Boo Child‘s life is depressing now, just wait until she’s a 31-year-old hooker on the Sunset Strip living in a car with Mama. More
