Topic: Alana Thompson

Honey Boo Boo’s Family Shows Oodles Of Acceptance For ‘Poodles’ (Gays) In Season Finale

Honey Boo Boo's Family Shows Oodles Of Acceptance For 'Poodles' (Gays) In Season Finale

Last night’s season finale of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo contained a lot of action. Baby Kaitlyn was born, Alana worked it in a pageant, and Glitzy the gay pageant pig even made a special appearance. But the thing everyone seems to be talking about is the appearance of an actual gay human in McIntyre GA, namely Alana‘s Uncle Poodle. (A name Alana gave to him, as she calls all gay men poodles.) More »

I Would Not Be At All Surprised If Honey Boo Boo Went To College And Became A Communist

I Would Not Be At All Surprised If Honey Boo Boo Went To College And Became A Communist

A new meme has been going around Tumblr in which GIFs from the critically acclaimed documentary program Here Comes Honey Boo Boo are mashed up with deep, philosophical quotes. I guess this is funny because those quotes were written by smart people and Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her family are generally thought of as stupid, but this one actually seems pretty fitting. More »

Some Things To Consider Before Condemning Honey Boo Boo’s Family For Poisoning Baby Kaitlyn

Some Things To Consider Before Condemning Honey Boo Boo's Family For Poisoning Baby Kaitlyn

Much noise is being made today about Alana Thompson (a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo)’s family’s child rearing techniques. Specifically: the fact that Alana’s sister Lauryn “Pumpkin” Thompson was photographed giving her baby niece Kaitlyn a taste of Mountain Dew on her pacifier. This is obviously not what you’re supposed to do with a baby, but before you form a lynch mob outside her double wide, here are some things you might consider. More »