Remember when you were a girl scout, and you had to spend hours walking around in your uniform, knocking on random strangers’ doors, smelling their weird smells and hoping they didn’t have any scary animals just so you could fund your organization? And how bad you felt if you didn’t sell enough cookies, like you were letting girls everywhere down horribly? More
Topic: Alana Thompson
Honey Boo Boo has been nominated for a GLAAD Media Award, and I’d like to specifically invited Jodie Foster to suck it. More
You think you did it up this holiday season? Well take a look at the Christmas decorations on Honey Boo Boo‘s house and you’ll be singing a different tune. More
You know what I want to leave behind in 2012? Honey Boo Boo jokes. I think they’re stale and they’re stupid and they’re rarely done right. More
Poor Sugar Bear! The patriarch of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo clan got dressed up as Santa last night as part of the family’s annual toy drive for underprivileged kids in the area. More
Barbara Walters has anointed Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson one of 2012′s “Most Fascinating People” despite the fact that she’s only seven years old. And you know what? I agree with her. However, I do not agree with the reasoning behind her decision. More
While the rest of us were all gussied up as little baby pageant queens ala Honey Boo Boo, what did Alana Thompson herself dress up as for Halloween? More
You’ve seen our 25 Crushable Girls Under 25 — the 25 ladies under 25 who we know you’ll see big things from this year. But have you met our runner ups? More
Sometimes I get the impression that Chelsea Handler peaked in 7th grade. More
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Uncle Poodle goes on the record about what it’s like to be a gay redneck in 2012. (Spoiler alert: surprisingly good!) More
Rosie O’Donnell is ready to be the new Oprah, and she wants to start her generosity with a new house for Honey Boo Boo. And YOU get a house! And YOU get a house! And YOU get a hosue! More
Time to get preemptively offended! More
While I understand that to be famous in America means being constantly hounded by the paps, doesn’t their stalking of Honey Boo Boo‘s family strike you as a little bit…redundant? More