Topic: agency

An Imagining Of The 30 Phone Calls A Day Spencer Pratt Makes To His Agent

An Imagining Of The 30 Phone Calls A Day Spencer Pratt Makes To His Agent

Apparently Spencer Pratt is totally broke. Which is a thing that happens when you’ve never actually had a career or any viable talent. Evidently, Spencer calls his agency 30 times a day and they never call him back — which is actually kind of sad. Aw, man. Here’s my imagining of the messages Spencer leaves for his agent, whom I’ve decided to call “Ian” because a kid I went to college with who’s a WME agent now is named that. More »