You know that hot Old Spice guy, Isaiah Mustafa? Well Old Spice has just replaced him with long-hair creeper/romance novel cover model Fabio. Here for your comparison-making pleasure is a Fabio ad, an Isaiah ad, and just for fun a Sesame Street parody of the ads. (Grover is totally cuter than Fabio.) More
It comes from us and it keeps us from becoming â€śnot us.â€ť Thatâ€™s right, ladies, when it comes to Premenstrual Syndrome, milk does a body of good for the men in our lives who have to put up with it. Girls, girls, girls â€“ weâ€™re so crazy sometimes we donâ€™t even realize the struggles of those around us. Forget the sharp cramps that feel like a tiny demon is inside of you poking your insides with an ice pick or the pervasive, inexplicably sudden feeling of hopeless, PMS affects men tenfold more than it does us. If it didnâ€™t, then why would Got Milk? sponsor a rally in Los Angeles for PMS awareness? More
Unlimited cheeseburgers. Work-free Monday. A swelling sense of national pride. John Stamosâ€™ phone number. These are things you want to get on 4th of July weekend. But the last thing you want is the outline of your racerback sports bra permanently burnt into your skin. Talkinâ€™ bout sunburn, ladies. Thereâ€™s a fine line between putting a few shades of tan on your skin and putting a few years of age on your face, amirightladies? Melanoma? I hardly know her! More
Everyone’s favorite Hollywood eccentric Helena Bonham Carter landed the coveted gig as model in this season’s Marc Jacobs print campaign. Most of the time, the actresses who do modeling work are people like Blake Lively or Kate Hudson, who are conventionally beautiful and skinny. So more power to Helena, whose homeless-lady-chic clothes and no-holds-barred personality make her a thousand times more interesting to look at. More
I may be coming a little late to this party, as the commercial in question was apparently loaded to Honda’s YouTube channel on April 20, but I have just seen said commercial for the first time, and honestly, I can’t quite figure out what’s going on. It looks like the beginning of a joke– one of the “A [blank], a [blank], and a [blank] walk into a bar” variety– and yet… More
But we just recovered from Motherâ€™s Day, amirightladies? Well, the Gregorian calendar says tough luck toots, tell it to someone who cares. Spoken like a true man, Greg(orian). But what do we do when life hands us lemons? We make lemontinis and get wasted with our girlfriends! Or our cats. So suck up the hardship and suck in your stomachs, itâ€™s time to honor the man singly responsible for all our terrible relationships.
And what better way to get gift ideas for dear old dad than by looking at some dear old ads? More
Somebody needs to tell the good people of Miracle Whip to r-e-l-a-x. I mean itâ€™s almost like they need to get laid more than I do, and I think we all know that itâ€™s been years. Seriously, what tube top do I have to squeeze into to get a man to just eye-f**k me, amirightladies? But this whole â€śwe wonâ€™t tone it down, you canâ€™t handle the truth, weâ€™re here, weâ€™re schmear, get used to itâ€ť schtick is just exhausting. You arenâ€™t mayo, you arenâ€™t butter, you arenâ€™t bacon fat. So when it comes to the light salad dressing that is Miracle Whip, I WILL put baby in the corner. At least until Iâ€™m really desperate. Or as I like to call it: Thursdays. More
Letâ€™s face it girls, menstrual cramps are the worst. Iâ€™m talking worse than running out of your last box of Thin Mints. And you had a stash of 20 cases. Thatâ€™s ripping-pictures-of-your-cat-off-your-bedroom-wall bad! While there may not be a cure for Girl Scout cookie withdrawal (Iâ€™m looking at you Merck), we can count ourselves lucky that the world has given us Midol for when being a woman is an ugly business. Then again, when is it not, amirightladies? Just kidding. Hormones, ugh. More
This Planned Parenthood debate is Kyl-ing me, amirightladies? Normally the closest thing to political I ever get is writing elaborate Joe Biden fan fiction, but this whole mess in Washington DC over funding Planned Parenthood has gotten my waist-high panties in a french twist. More
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Jim Bob Duggar and Michelle Duggar not only have 19 kids, they have a show (TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting) about it. A PETA chapter based near the Duggars’ home in Arkansas has proposed a plan to put up a billboard using a reference to the Duggars to encourage people to spay and neuter their pets. The billboard reads “Doggies Multiply Faster Than Duggars.” More
If you love your cat so much, why donâ€™t you marry it? Letâ€™s face it single girls, weâ€™ve all seriously considered this question at one lonely moment or other. I actually once tried to file for a marriage license at the courthouse, but couldnâ€™t even get past security. I guess this right wing world we live in canâ€™t resist putting a leash on love, amirightladies? More
Iâ€™ve always said if the perfume fits, WEAR IT, amirightladies? Okay, Iâ€™ve never said that. But what I have said numerous times to no one in particular (because no one is listening) is that the one thing I love more than pretending Iâ€™m a celebrity is smelling like one. Thank God some of the most fabulous famous womyn out there make it easy to bathe in their scent. Letâ€™s honor the memory of the celebrity perfume original gangstress, Elizabeth Taylor, and chat about some of the best fragrances out there. Hiding the smell of sadness is wrong then please donâ€™t tell me otherwise, amirightladies? More
If youâ€™re anything like me, you only take dinners alone one way: frozen. And when it comes to learning how to cook for myself, well I never got farther than the start button on my microwave. But luckily I found my very own personal chef years ago. My first choice for the job was a stay-at-home hunk who always put extra cheese on my daily personal pizza, but Lean Cuisine fit the bill just fine. Cheap, easy and loaded with sodium â€“ beat that, dream man. So color me heartbroken when I heard Lean Cuisine was recalling 10,000 Spaghetti Meatball entrĂ©e dinners due to possible hard, red plastic found in the food. Hey, Iâ€™ve swallowed worse in my day â€“ amirightladies? More
Whatever happened to stand by your MOP, amirite Tammy Wynette? Itâ€™s the 21st century and when it comes to cleaning supplies we modern girls donâ€™t just want a sponge making us wet in the kitchen – we need a companion who wants to help us to have it all AND still calls us after we let them go to third. O! Praise the modern technologies that brought us the Swiffer. Now we can get our jets wet without soiling the linoleum, amirightladies? More