Humans, you were doing so well lately, I was so impressed! You were going to see The Heat instead of White House Down, you were cheering for Channing Tatum holding what was presumably a baby, and you were rejecting the name North West. All solid choices, and I even thought we were on a roll…until Adele‘s wax figure was unveiled at the London version of Madame Tussaud’s and, girl, did you see it? ‘Cause it’s kinda skinny in areas where Adele herself kinda is not. More
I can’t believe Adele went ahead and got a head start on our BFF tattoos. I thought we had an agreement, girlfriend! We were gonna plan out exactly which image or word represented our relationship and hold each other’s hands while we got them applied. Now I see you’ve gone and been inked by Bang Bang Tattoos without even consulting me? More
Are you ready for a new Adele album? I’m sorry, that’s a stupid question. That’s like asking, “Are you going to finish your dessert sampler?” or “Do you mind holding this adorable puppy?” or “Hi, my name is Amy Poehler. Is it okay if I sit beside you right now and for a few more hours while we cement our best-friendship?” More
Happy 86th birthday to Pope Benedict, the first pope in 719 years to resign the papacy out of his own free will. Now that we live in a world where two guys are both walking around in white being referred to as His Holiness, my eyes are opened to the other celebrities who chose a similar path. More
James Franco, eat your Ryan Gosling-obsessed heart out. Britney Spears just made your Place Beyond the Pines review look like an awful acrostic poem in comparison to her adoring comments about Adele in the May 2013 issue of Elle magazine. More
Oh my god. Nobody move or speak or breathe, because Adele is reportedly considering a move to the United States, and I don’t want anyone to eff this up for the rest of us. More
I mean, honestly, how could I ever have beaten her in the I’m-a-fun-gal-pal-friend-karaoke round of the competition? More
Michelle Obama may not turn 50 until next January, but rumors are already swirling that the First Lady has booked both Adele and Beyonce for the entertainment. There are so many things that are right about that sentence I don’t know where to begin. More
In “Everyone’s Bucket List” news, Adele has reportedly been offered a mult-million dollar deal to have her own Vegas show. Move over, Britney! More
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Chris Brown is so bad that he’s almost making me not love Adele as much anymore. This has gone too far. More
Well, it might be the middle of the winter, but my blood is boiling. With all that could be discussed in the aftermath of the Grammys, Fox News decided to dedicate four and a half minutes to discussing Kelly Clarkson and Adele’s weight. More
If you, like me, have found it difficult to eat, sleep or function like an all-around normal human being without knowing for certain what Adele’s son is named, we might have another clue! More
Because it went so well the last time, Adele‘s father Mark Evans has sold another story about her to the press. Is anyone else getting a strong Michael Lohan vibe? More
While out shopping in Hollywood yesterday, photographers noticed that Adele wore a necklace with a name on it. And it wasn’t Adele… More