Modern Family‘s Jesse Tyler Ferguson has figured out the secret to the Cleanse: taking a bunch of speed and then not eating and then figuring out the secrets of the universe by staring at the patterns on the floor until everything is revealed and then DON’T TOUCH ME! More
Is Justin Bieber Trying to Score Some Ritalin? - The Biebster is now telling reporters that he has Attention Deficit Disorder, along with 99 percent of Americans under 30. Was he officially diagnosed? “No, it’s self-claimed,” announced the tween star. Bieber in 3D was bad enough, now we have to see him all hopped up on Adderall? (via WENN)
The best thing going on on the Internet right now: Researchers from the National Institute of Drug Abuse are answering high schoolers questions on a public chat board. It’s really informative actually, but reminds us exactly how stupid and ill-informed we were about drugs back in high school. Also, it’s hysterical, watching people with PhDs in drug research try to answer questions that you’d usually find on Yahoo message boards. Our favorite questions and answers below: More
Where’s the best place to score Adderall? – Columbia University, especially during finals season, according to The Daily Beast (via Gawker).
Prescription drugs Adderall and Ritalin — used to treat ADD — are being widely used across college campuses to boost brain power, productivity and grade-point average. Some students hooked up on the pills appeared on last night’s 60 Minutes and … More