Topic: A World Of No

Aw, isn’t this sweet? Chris Brown and Rihanna have recorded a romantic duet!

What’s the first thing you want to do after you’ve been beaten to a bloody pulp by your boyfriend? Why, record a romantic duet with him, of course! Yep, it’s true – Chris Brown, who has been charged with two … More »

Chris Brown and Rihanna are “working through their issues”

This is a good picture of someone who’s under investigation for beating the snot out of their girlfriend, don’t you think? Nice and cheerful! See how happy I am, riding a jet ski at my enabler’s friend’s house in Miami, … More »

Um, what? Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together?

Well, slap me silly and call me Donald, because this just about turns me inside out. According to People, Rihanna has taken back Chris Brown and they are staying together at one of Sean Combs’ homes in Miami. Sources reportedly … More »

Pamela Anderson on the runway at NY Fashion Week

Here’s Pamela Anderson strutting her stuff on the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection entitled “Blondes Have More Fun!” on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week. Honestly, she just needs to stop. STOP, PAM ANDERSON. Seriously. … More »

Madonna goes out on a date with Jesus

So Madonna is already hitting the dating scene since her divorce with Guy Ritchie, and who has she chosen for her first public dinner date? Why, a 22 year old model named, appropriately, Jesus. I’ve heard of trying to hold … More »

Rumer Willis talks about stepdad Ashton

Rumer Willis, who is famous because of her parents, gave a recent interview in which she talked about her stepdad Ashton Kutcher and when mom Demi Moore brought him home for the first time. Basically, it’s kind of gross and … More »

John Travolta’s grieving family the target of extortion artists

This is about the most disgusting thing I’ve read in a long time. John Travolta and Kelly Preston, who lost their son Jett last month to a seizure disorder, have been targeted by a couple of slimeballs who took cellphone … More »

Get bowel movement advice from Gwyneth Paltrow!

There are some things that you just don’t want to hear coming out of the mouths of your favorite celebs, and right there at the top of the list would be advice on how to poop better. Yet, Gwyneth Paltrow … More »

Simon Cowell relaxes with his shirt off

I love Simon Cowell, but this might be a little too much Simon for me! Here’s the American Idol judge having some downtime in the sun; must be nice, where I’m at, we’ve got almost a foot of snow!

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Want to buy the used tissue of Scarlett Johansson?

Actress Scarlett Johansson was on the Tonight Show last night, and she had a pretty nasty cold that she said she caught from actor Samuel Jackson. Since it’s a “celebrity” cold, Jay and Scarlett talked about how these germs have … More »

Guess where Madonna will be celebrating Thanksgiving?

Okay, so Madonna is apparently going back to her home-wrecking ways. She’s spending Thanksgiving with new love A-Rod, taking him away from his very small children and wife. Yuck! Here’s what Cynthia (A-Rod’s cuckolded wife) had to say: “My 6-foot-3, … More »

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