After Breaking Dawn, Part 2 comes out this Friday, I’m really gonna miss going to Twilight midnight screenings with screaming fans. More
Topic: 50 Shades of Grey
I can’t blame Kristen Stewart for being creeped out by Fifty Shades of Grey, seeing as it’s essentially fan fiction porn about her. Which is weird. I won’t deny that. More
Yes, it’s an explicit fanfic about Edward and Bella boning. Yes, it has its own fanbase within the Twilight fandom. But here’s why I’m supportive of The Office becoming a published novel, the way I wasn’t with Fifty Shades of Grey. More
It’s called Fifty Shades of Chicken and no, thankfully, it’s not about two chickens experimenting sexually. Unless, that’s your thing. If so I apologize for offending you. To each his own. However this video’s a trailer for the upcoming Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. More
Translation: Robert Pattinson Googled himself and then sat down to read a BDSM porn fic. Little did he know how close he was to greatness! Watch the video inside. More
“Lizzy learns that a riding crop isn’t just used for going for a canter on her pony.” William Codpiece Thwackery has written a pretty hilarious blend of Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice. More
I want to hear candidates talk about the real issues that really matter to real women. Uteruses smuterus. Let the men work that nonsense out among themselves while us ladies chitchat about the things that actually impact our lady bits. More
So last night the always topical show dove into the Fifty Shades of Grey mania that’s currently sweeping our country. Or “whipping our country into submission” as someone who’s never read the book but knows a thing or two about looking up BDSM sex on Wikipedia might say. More
Look, I love Mila Kunis as much as the next straight girl, but she’s just not a good fit to play virginal, naive Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey. More
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Why is he so obsessed with this putrid book? More
Last night’s second episode of Revenge continued to teach me some important life lessons. I learned more about the importance of background checks, the value in choosing a good godmother, and was given some great advice on what to look for in a rehab facility. I am also so thankful that there’s finally a show on television I can turn to for paternity test results that isn’t Maury. More
E.L. James has decided that the Force is strong with this one. More
Yay for sixteen-year-old Emily Baker, whose One Direction fanfic about falling in love with two members of the band is being published as an ebook! But boo to everyone else involved in this story. More
Those “Inner Goddess – Silver Pleasure Balls” would look beautiful hanging from your Christmas tree, wouldn’t they? More