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Just Several ’90s Shows I’m Embarassed to Admit I Found Funny

Just Several '90s Shows I’m Embarassed to Admit I Found Funny

Can we get weird up in here for a second? Yeah? Okay. So you should know that a television set raised me. Sure you would never guess that if you met me and saw how well I maintained eye contact. But it’s true. It fed me a healthy diet of ’90s sitcom reruns every single afternoon after school. Except on Fridays. Oh how we celebrated on Fridays! Can I get a TGIF up in here? As a child I loved the TV, unabashedly. More »

Justin Bieber Accused Of A Hit And Run — This Car Just Cannot Catch A Break [UPDATED]

Justin Bieber Accused Of A Hit And Run -- This Car Just Cannot Catch A Break [UPDATED]

It’s hard to know what to think about this incident. One thing is very clear from this situation, however. That car of his really cannot catch a break. TMZ describes the car as “his infamous white Ferrari.” I immediately knew what that meant, since a few months ago I wrote a concerned post asking Justin to take better care of said car. More »

Johnny Depp Just Got Trampled By A Horse, No Big Deal

Johnny Depp Just Got Trampled By A Horse, No Big Deal

Johnny Depp just definitively proved that horses hate racism. Stop, wait. Yes, I will explain that sentence, but let’s all allow it to marinate for a minute first, because those are not words I thought I ever would say. It’s just that I was watching this behind-the-scenes featurette for The Lone Ranger just now, and it’s chock full of symbolism and whatnot. There have always been rumors and whispers (and full-on shouts) that this movie is gonna be racist towards Native Americans, but this is the first time I’ve seen a horse get involved in the debate. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s the first time I’ve seen a horse get involved in any debate. More »

Live, Laugh, Links: Guiliana Rancic Is Ready For Baby #2 But Bill Will Obv Always Be Her #1

Live, Laugh, Links: Guiliana Rancic Is Ready For Baby #2 But Bill Will Obv Always Be Her #1

• How Miranda Kerr was feeling as she was being forced to pose in grey granny panties on the cover of Vogue. (Betty Confidential)

• Hanging around a barbershop certainly has its rewards, like learning all of these things about guys. Also, I hear they usually have pretty good TV. (The Frisky)

• Guiliana Rancic wants another baby but her hubby, Bill Rancic, shouldn’t worry. He’ll *always* be her number one, before her kids and everything. (Your Tango)

• Angelina Jolie is slammed by Melissa Etheridge for her choice to get a mastectomy because how dare she consider her future health and ability to be there for her family! Shame on you, Ang. (ET Online)

• Remember when it was fashionable to wear very low-rise jeans with a very high-rise thong, giving middle school principals headaches all across the country? Here are 9 other early ’00s trends that, like the visible thong, shouldn’t have happend. (Gurl)

• Avril Haines, one of the CIA’s new bosses held erotica readings at a bookstore with her husband and, of course, the internet is in love with this piece of info. (Ok Gorgeous)

• Finally, a guide to decoding a guy’s text messages. Now all I need is a guide to not scaring away all of them and I’ll be golden! (The College Crush)

• 5 great novels that will mess with your mind and make you forget that you’re reading a book and not experiencing it all in your real life. (Flavorwire)

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Team Teresa Giudice May Have Finally Scored One Over Team Melissa Gorga on RHONJ

Team Teresa Giudice May Have Finally Scored One Over Team Melissa Gorga on RHONJ

With Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga on RHONJ…I’m aaaaalways waiting for the other 5-inch glittered stiletto to drop. Nothing is ever by chance…or if it happens to be unscripted by the genius that is Andy Cohen, then some evil minion is always there to make sure that everyone knows that it’s definitely not by chance. And so it goes with the infamous sister-in-laws who can’t ever seem to attend a family function without major drama. More »

Masters Of Sex Stars Lizzy Caplan, Michael Sheen And The 1950s — I’m Sold

Masters Of Sex Stars Lizzy Caplan, Michael Sheen And The 1950s -- I'm Sold

Were you guys aware that Lizzy Caplan and Michael Sheen are starring in a new Showtime series about sex in the 1950s? If not, get up off the floor. I’m sorry you fainted from excitement, but it’s totally worth it if you get to find out something as thrilling as that, am I right? I’ve already woken up from my excitement faint and stretched, so I’m all set to talk about this with you. More »

Superman Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

Superman Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

Look, I don’t think the new movie is terrible, and I want to make it clear that I am separating Superman from Henry Cavill, who is a very handsome man who took his shirt off a lot in The Tudors and should be commended for that. But Superman can’t help but be the most boring of superheroes. That is because he is is not like you and I. More »