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Jerry Seinfeld Did Stand-Up Last Night, But It Was Weird Without The Puffy Shirt

Jerry Seinfeld went on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night to perform a stand-up set, and it just felt weird to me. I think it was because there was no puffy shirt. And by “puffy shirt,” I don’t literally mean it was weird because I can only enjoy his stand-up when he’s wearing a puffy pirate shirt. I mean it more metaphorically, as a reference to his show Seinfeld, aka the greatest comedy ever created, according to people who like to argue about that kind of thing. More »

7 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Zack Morris Is A Sociopath

When the show went off the air, I obviously stopped watching. But I never stopped fantasizing about it. Until I rewatched it again this past year. Um, guys, we need to sit down and have a talky-talk. More »

Enter Ray-Ban’s Envision Series For A Chance To See Your Vision Come To Life

Do you know what your passion is? Do you have a desire to do? There’s no doubt that some people are still trying to figure out what it is they want to accomplish in this life, but for others, there has never been a question. If you’re a person of the latter, check out the amazing contest that Ray-Ban has launched called The Envision Series. More »

Crush Links: Penelope Cruz May Be Hollywood’s Newest Scientologist

• Katy Perry revealing her make-up routine from start to finish was probably done to show how normal she is but actually just confirms to me that she’s gorgeous all the time, with or without makeup. (The Stir)

• Oh no, Penelope Cruz, it’s time to take that beautiful face of yours into an underground bomb shelter located at an undisclosed location because your ex-boyf, Tom Cruise, is trying to recruit you for ~~his cult~~ Scientology. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Of course Kim and Kanye‘s baby girl couldn’t have come into this world without starting a little drama and shaking things up a bit. It’s the Kardashian-West way! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• You see, we all thought that Robert Pattinson liked girls with dark hair but after seeing him passionately make out with this blonde, I’m not sure about anything anymore. (ET Online)

• Charlie Sheen went on yet another texting rampage, this time firing Selma Blair from Anger Management, the show that everyone knows about but no one watches. (Have U Heard)

• Wait just one minute, Kirstie Alley, you mean to tell me that pigging out on those diet products you’ve been endorsing won’t help me maintain a healthy weight?! But I trusted you! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• These movies inspired these real-life bars and these real-life bars have inspired me to strive to have a drink at every single one of them. (Flavorwire)

• Kelly Clarkson is releasing an anti-”Single Ladies” and I wonder if she’s got a corresponding dance in the works for it. (Celebuzz)

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Miley Confirms She Wasn’t Referencing Drugs In Her New Song, Aka She Definitely Was

Did you know there’s a drug reference controversy going on about Miley Cyrus‘ new song? Neither did I, but Miley would like there to be, so let’s get to speculating. In the decidedly uninspiring single ‘We Can’t Stop’, Miley has a line where it sounds like she’s either saying ‘dancing with Miley’ or ‘dancing with molly’. Oh cool! Just a coupla girl’s names, right? WRONG. You’re forgetting that this is the year 2013, and you are hopelessly out-of-date on drug terminology, you old coot. More »

Jimmy Fallon And Brad Pitt Had A Yodel Conversation, But Don’t Worry, There Are Subtitles

Yodelayheehoo! Yodel yodel! Oh sorry, I didn’t see you there. What’s that? You don’t speak yodel? Well then I guess I should translate what I just said for you. What I was saying was, “I have a very fun yodeling video to show you this morning!” And it’s a good thing there are subtitles in this video so you can understand what the yodelers involved are yodeling when they yodel. More »

Country Singing Golden Girl Danielle Bradbery Wins The Voice At 16, What Did You Do In High School?

Poor Usher, if only he had known that Nashville is a city and not a state, then maybe he could have been the coach of season 4′s winner of The Voice. Instead, the honor went to the now 3-time defending champion Blake Shelton when his 16-year-old wunderkind Danielle Bradbery was named The Voice. More »

The (I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum Music Video’s Beyond Amazing

The music video debuted on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and it’s already being hailed by esteemed outlets like Crushable.com as “the must listen to song of the day that will get stuck in your head despite making absolutely no sense.” More »

Please Enjoy The New Backstreet Boys Song, And Also Happy 2013

Hello humans! I was just sitting here in 2013 wondering if you guys had heard the new Backstreet Boys song? That’s not a sentence I ever thought I’d say in my adult life, but I did and it’s true and we’re here and isn’t this a strange silly little world we live in? More »

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Love, Marilyn Reveals That She’s Not So Different From Today’s Troubled Celebs

If you think you knew Marilyn Monroe before, you’ll have a whole new understanding at the end of Love, Marilyn…for better or for worse. Just like she’d want it. More »

Demi Lovato Gives A Speech About Her Rehab Stay That Warms My Grinch-y Heart

After all the negative feelings I got out of my system about Marilyn Monroe yesterday, I really needed someone to lift my spirits, y’know? A real world role model who could restore my faith in humanity’s ability to rise above addiction and take help that was offered. Maybe a talented young woman confronting her problems head on and taking the necessary steps to get herself back on track. Someone like Demi Lovato. More »

Ron Howard Narrates Tweets Arrested Development Style, Is Welcome To Narrate My Life

This past week, fans sent out tweets with the hashtag #ADNarrates in the hope of having them read by Mr. Howard himself, in the style of Arrested Development, of course. A bunch of lucky sons of guns actually got their tweets chosen, and Netflix posted various examples on their YouTube page, but you can now watch them all strung together in one video. Kind of like that genius who put all the new episodes in chronological order. More »

Laugh, Love, Links: Kate Middleton Flaunts Her Pregnant Self, The Worst Way To Find Out About An STD

• Who’s counting anyway? Apparently, we are still obsessed with keeping track of how many sexual partners we’ve had. I could think of a few good reasons why. (Your Tango)

• Leave the high school days behind even if you’re home for the summer. You’re a college girl now, so start acting like one. (The College Crush)

• Need date ideas for this summer? Here are some tips to keep him on his toes. (Gurl)

• The worst way to discover your ex-boyfriend has AIDS is apparently through facebook. Agreed. (The Frisky)

• Can there ever be too much distance between you and your partner. Apparently not. (Betty Confidential)

• Uh oh, style repeaters. I hate when people steal outfit ideas. Who do you think looks better? Jennifer Lopez or that other girl? (ET Online)

• Before you venture to the salon to get your nails done with your girlfriends, remember these tips. It could cost you a toe if you don’t! (Chick Rx)

• Scarves, sunglasses, beach bags… every accessory you need for your summer vacay! (Ladyish)

• More pictures of Kate Middleton looking adorably pregnant? Please and thank you. (OK Gorgeous)

• Summer means summer reading, even if you do it on the beach or poolside. Here are some top choices! (Flavorwire)

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Spotted Out Together, ‘They Kinda Touched’, Says A Source

Well I’ll be damned. Just when we thought Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth sold their relationship at a pawn shop, they got spotted out together. While E! is throwing around the word date, I think we might be getting a little ahead of ourselves here. I’ve seen the photo evidence and frankly it doesn’t have me rushing over to Spencer’s Gifts to pick up their wedding gift. More »

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