• Katy Perry revealing her make-up routine from start to finish was probably done to show how normal she is but actually just confirms to me that she’s gorgeous all the time, with or without makeup. (The Stir)
• Oh no, Penelope Cruz, it’s time to take that beautiful face of yours into an underground bomb shelter located at an undisclosed location because your ex-boyf, Tom Cruise, is trying to recruit you for his cult Scientology. (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Of course Kim and Kanye‘s baby girl couldn’t have come into this world without starting a little drama and shaking things up a bit. It’s the Kardashian-West way! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• You see, we all thought that Robert Pattinson liked girls with dark hair but after seeing him passionately make out with this blonde, I’m not sure about anything anymore. (ET Online)
• Charlie Sheen went on yet another texting rampage, this time firing Selma Blair from Anger Management, the show that everyone knows about but no one watches. (Have U Heard)
• Wait just one minute, Kirstie Alley, you mean to tell me that pigging out on those diet products you’ve been endorsing won’t help me maintain a healthy weight?! But I trusted you! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• These movies inspired these real-life bars and these real-life bars have inspired me to strive to have a drink at every single one of them. (Flavorwire)
• Kelly Clarkson is releasing an anti-”Single Ladies” and I wonder if she’s got a corresponding dance in the works for it. (Celebuzz)
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