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By now Arrested Development’s return has been announced so often I stopped clicking on the headlines. The promise of more Bluth is tempting, but you can only get your hopes up so many times. This time it looks like it really is going to come off with a major caveat; it might not feature all the original actors. Oh Arrested Development, just when you’ve made us happy, you have to knock us down. More
Twilight babies will probably actually be the way to describe the children conceived when their Edward obsessed mothers came home from the Breaking Dawn priemire and insisted their significant other help them reenact the honeymoon scene. But we won’t have pictures of those cuties for nine months, so until then we’ll have to make do with photos of the Breaking Dawn cast when they were tiny and adorable.[ITPGallery] More
This week a teacher in Illinois was suspended for showing her government class some clips of The Daily Show. There are a lot of reasons that showing a bunch of high school kids clips of the show in class could be problematic. They’ll get an opinionated slant on the news instead of unbiased facts, they might feel uncomfortable with the humor, and they’ll have less time to memorize things the Preamble to the Constitution. But suspending her seems a little extreme.
Even if most of the students disagreed with Stewart’s slant on the day’s events, it could have been a good way to spark an impassioned class debate, and as anyone who’s gone to high school can attest to, there’s a lot worse being shown to students today. More
On next Monday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show Rihanna reveals her love life is lacking, but she’s found the cure for long lonely nights. The singer explained to Ellen, “My personal life is pretty much non-existent — which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for ‘her.” Her, of course, is referring to Rihanna’s sad, lonely vagina. More
Real Housewife Kim Zolciak, is now actually a housewife of Atlanta: she married Kroy Biermann this Friday November 11, that lucky one filled day. The couple has been together for more than a year now and have a son together, Kroy Jagger Biermann Jr. Kim being Kim, was busytweeting about her big day: “Beautiful weather! Beautiful day! I’m walking on a cloud and I’m so grateful.” More
Last night Emma Stone hosted Saturday Night Live for the second time. I was looking forward to her return after her performance last year, teaching us that French kids like to break out into spontaneous stiff dance breaks and the … More
I’m super excited for the new Muppet Movie, and not just because my future husband Jason Segel is staring in it. It’s been far to long since the Muppets graced the big screen, and while we’ve been waiting Etsy crafters … More
Years of kids movies have taught us to believe in unlikely animal friends (The Fox and the Hound, Milo and Otis, and Homeward Bound to name a few). Here we bring you what’s sure to be the next hit kids flick: The Pit bull and the Iguana. They may not be the cuddliest of creatures (though the pit bull does have a pretty adorable smile) but they look so comfortable with each other. Would your dog be so chill if a giant lizard crawled onto his back? Just keep these two in mind when you’re making small talk with the roommate you have nothing in common with; friendships can come out of any pairing. More
In a quote I hope was the answer to a direct question and not a spontaneous remark, Miley Cyrus‘ boyfriend Liam Hemsworth told Who, a magazine based in Australia: “When I look over at her [Miley] when she’s biting into … More
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Do you know that today is National Read A Book Day? Have you been ferociously reading to help celebrate? Well don’t worry. Even if you haven’t picked up a book since elementary school, we have some recommendations for you, based on your favorite books from childhood. Now if only Eric Carle could break into the YA market. Wouldn’t The Hunger Games look incredible with collage illustrations? More
Jenna is cast in the coveted role of Dead Stacey for Drunk Driving Awareness Day, Jake’s still totally into her, Matty may or may not be, and we learn from the indispensable counselor Valarie that if it’s itching, but not burning, it’s nothing to worry about. More
Jenna and her mom attempt to join a local charity league called the Knick-Knackers, Jenna unexpectedly gains the upper hand when she finds damning material about mean girl Sadie, and a love triangle emerges. More
Jenna’s being stalked, Matty might be hooking up with another girl, and the guidance counselor is taking off her shirt. So. Much. Awkwardness. More
Once school supplies shopping meant your parents driving you down to Kmart and loading your cart with Lisa Frank folders. If you’re heading into college chances are you’re not into rainbow tigers anymore, and you might not have much use for a new box of crayons in Sociology 101. But that doesn’t mean you don’t still want a cool new notebook. Check out these Etsy supplies to be the one who stands out on campus. More
