Author Archives: Meghan Keane

Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Get Rid Of Your Husband Before The New Season

Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Get Rid Of Your Husband Before The New Season

This season of Kourtney And Kim Take New York has been a diagram of the downfall of Kim Kardashian‘s 72 day long marriage.  After a lavish wedding that cost a reported $10 million, the couple spent about the length of a reality show season together. And they let cameras film most of their time together. The result is a weirdly crumbling catastrophe that the world has watched (or revolted against). And last night, we got to see their final moments together on camera.

And watching Kim Kardashian orchestrate the dissolution of her marriage without cluing in her husband Kris Humphries was truly impressive to watch. Needless to say, Kris will NOT be returning for the next season.
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Jonah Hill’s Oscar Nomination Is Great News — Even Though He’ll Probably Lose

Jonah Hill's Oscar Nomination Is Great News -- Even Though He'll Probably Lose

Jonah Hill was great in the Brad Pitt baseball biopic MoneyBall. And this morning the Academy recognized that, with an Oscar nomination for the 28 year old actor. This is great news. Jonah’s chances for actually winning the Oscar may be slim, but this basically guarantees that he will get more serious dramatic roles. Which will be good for everyone. More »

Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Don’t Blame Your Divorce On Psychic John Edwards

Life Lessons From Kim Kardashian: Don't Blame Your Divorce On Psychic John Edwards

Last night on Kourtney And Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian continued to stress out about her marriage to Kris Humphries without actually doing anything to fix it. Or rather, she came up with an escape hatch while he wasn’t looking.

She called up medium John Edwards and used their meeting as a means to ask for a divorce. All while an unsuspecting Kris Humphries hung out with his sister in New York. More »

Questionable Choices: Zooey Deschanel’s Tuxedo Nails

Questionable Choices: Zooey Deschanel's Tuxedo Nails

Zooey Deschanel walked into this evening’s Golden Globes ceremony as a quirky television neophyte with a lot of award nominations. But her show The New Girl left without winning any awards. And tomorrow around the internets, she is likely to get some flack for a hairstyle that was clearly meant as some sort of homage to cute 1960s style, but was interpreted more like misbegotten sideburns. But her nails are another story. They’re kind of awesome. But are they too kitschy for a formal occasion? Hmnn. Unclear. More »

Peter Dinklage Shouts Out Dwarf Tossing Victim Martin Henderson At The Golden Globes

Peter Dinklage Shouts Out Dwarf Tossing Victim Martin Henderson At The Golden Globes

Peter Dinklage won his first Golden Globe award tonight for his work on HBO’s Game Of Thrones. And after making the usual round of thanks and shouting out to his wife and new daughter, Dinklage told the audience he was thinking of his friend Martin Henderson in England. Who is this Martin Henderson? Dinklage gave instructions: Google it. So we did. More »