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If Simon Cowell Is Really Recruiting Kim Kardashian As An X-Factor Judge I Think It’s Safe To Say He’s Lost All Credibility

At least pretend you care about music anymore. More »

Ten Things You Should Know About The Newest New Jersey Housewife, Jennifer Dalton

The newest (and only other) member of Team Teresa: Jennifer Dalton More »

Tom Cruise Sure Is Being Shady For A Straight Guy With Nothing To Hide

What does it usually mean when people go to great lengths to cover up evidence? I forget… More »

Tom Daley Gives Us A Reason Not To Forget About The Summer Olympics Just Because It’s Snowing

Merry Christmas indeed, Tom Daley. More »

Yes Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon, Your Twins Are Adorable, But Must We Refer To Them As “Dem Babies”?

By all means, share photos of Monroe and Morocco with the world – God knows we need something uplifting to combat that sinking feeling when Chris Brown and Rihanna tweet pictures of each other – but dembabies? More »

Private Investigator Claims To Have Evidence Whitney Houston Was Murdered

Hollywood private investigator claims Houston’s murderers were caught on camera, and there is evidence of a struggle in her final moments. More »

Oops She Did It Again: Britney Spears Cheated On A Federline With Another Federline

You cheated on Kevin Federline…with someone that looks exactly like Kevin Federline? Really Britney? More »

All I Wanted For Christmas Was To Be One Of Neil Patrick Harris’ Children

After updating my Twitter feed throughout Christmas dinner solely for pictures of Neil Patrick Harris’ kids Gideon and Harper Burtke-Harris, it’s safe to say I envy their lives. More »

It’s Like I Have ESPN Or Something: World Series Is Won By A Panda!

The Giants won the World Series last night! For the true beginners in the class, the World Series is the Oscars of baseball. More »

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A GIF-y Reminder Of Why We Love The Fab Five

Hey everyone, remember them? The girls that captured your hearts and attention for about three weeks until you dropped them like the attention-span deficient Americans you are. Shame. More »

Screw Brangelina, Let’s Talk About Some Of The Most Underrated Celebrity Couples

I’ve never liked Brangelina and I can’t tell you how many effs I don’t give for what they are doing with themselves and their infinite wealth. Yes, their wealth is infinite. Know why? Because people keep giving them so much dang attention. There are others too. Answer me this: how over hearing that Selena and Justin really did break up this time are you, on a scale of the moon to the top? I’m about maxed out. Let’s talk about some couples who are not only way more awesome, but aren’t such attention hogs. More »

The Internet Strikes Again: Future Military Leaders Spending Time On A YouTube Gangnam Style Dance Battle

I feel safe, don’t you? More »

5 Reasons U.S. Soccer Player Amy Rodriguez Rocks

Not only has Amy Rodriguez displayed dedication on the field, but there’s a lot of other awesome things you don’t know about this Olympian. More »

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