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Pity Party for Justin Bieber: Sometimes You Have To Make Your Friends Sign Their Life Away To Party With You

Pity Party for Justin Bieber: Sometimes You Have To Make Your Friends Sign Their Life Away To Party With You

If you want to party with Justin Bieber, you have to put your money where your mouth is. Meaning, of course, that you have to sign a release agreement that says you won’t disclose anything that goes on in his house and that you assume the risk of doing whatever “activities” are going on in the house. If you violate the agreement, you have to pay a cool $5,000,000. More »

Pity Party for Beyonce: I Get Why She Said “No No No” To Pictures At Her Concert

Pity Party for Beyonce: I Get Why She Said "No No No" To Pictures At Her Concert

Beyonce is in a fight with the press because she won’t let them take pictures of her at the Mrs. Carter Show World Tour. Instead Bey sends out official photos from each performance that the media can use in their coverage. Now, a bunch of the big newspapers have banded together and sent her PR team a strongly worded letter indicating how upset they are about the ban. More »

I Don’t Feel Sorry For You: Britney Spears That You’re Only Relevant Because Selena Gomez Sang Your Song

I Don't Feel Sorry For You: Britney Spears That You're Only Relevant Because Selena Gomez Sang Your Song

Britney Spears: (n.) (pronounced BRIT-knee SPEERS). 1. Former pop icon. 2. Current former pop icon. 3. Future former pop icon. Britney, see what I did there? I just defined you for the tweens that might have heard of you for the first time this week, thanks to this clip from the Spring Breakers press conference where Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine performed “Hit Me Baby One More Time” karaoke style. More »