Author Archives: Jill O’Rourke

Photoshop Vigilante Lorde Strikes Again, Calls Out Magazine For Giving Her A ‘New Nose’

Photoshop Vigilante Lorde Strikes Again, Calls Out Magazine For Giving Her A 'New Nose'

When Lorde says she’s not so into Photoshop, she sticks to it. Nobody airbrushes her acne, gives her a digital nose job, etc., and gets away with it. A few weeks ago she revealed an unretouched photo of herself performing to remind her Twitter fans that “flaws are ok.” Now she’s taking to Twitter again to show off new Teen Vogue spread, and she loves the photos, except for the fact that her nose looks a little different than usual. More »

Taylor Swift’s Video From Her Fan’s Bridal Shower Will Break Your Snark Even Harder Than The Photos

Taylor Swift's Video From Her Fan's Bridal Shower Will Break Your Snark Even Harder Than The Photos

Quick, somebody help me find something snarky to say about the video Taylor Swift just posted documenting her visit to her fan Gena Gabrielle’s bridal shower this past weekend! If I don’t say something snarky I think I might die. I’m like a shark, except instead of having to constantly move I have to make fun of Taylor Swift at least once a day. More »

10 Offensive Chelsea Handler Jokes That Should Keep Her Off Network TV Forever

10 Offensive Chelsea Handler Jokes That Should Keep Her Off Network TV Forever

I’m all for being raunchy and cynical and even controversial if it’s done right. Unfortunately I don’t think Chelsea always does it right. Often it goes past snark and just appears lazy and mean-spirited, or controversial for the sake of being controversial. Whether you agree she goes over the line or not, that’s not the kind of thing that will work on network TV, if you’re male or female. More »

I Hope This Video Of Ellen Torturing Her Shy Employee Is A Joke, But It Doesn’t Look Like It

I Hope This Video Of Ellen Torturing Her Shy Employee Is A Joke, But It Doesn't Look Like It

Ellen likes to have fun with her show’s employees. Most of the time she’s doing something like sending Andy and Amy to a haunted house to watch them be terrified. Andy and Amy seem like outgoing people who are cool with looking silly on camera, so I feel okay with laughing. But the latest employee-related segment Ellen did made me really uncomfortable. More »

8 Quotes That Prove Ariana Grande Should Stick To Singing And Not Speaking

8 Quotes That Prove Ariana Grande Should Stick To Singing And Not Speaking

Has anyone else become sort of disillusioned with Ariana Grande lately? When I first heard about her, all I knew was that she had an incredible singing voice and catchy songs, starred on a Nickelodeon show I’d never watched, was super pretty, and had a funky sense of style. Aaaand then I started to read and watch interviews with her, and things got weird. More »

The 12 Best Celebrity Stoner Stories Of All Time

The 12 Best Celebrity Stoner Stories Of All Time

When you read and watch and listen to enough about celebrities as I do, you realize that famous people really love weed. If I had a dollar for every time a star was spotted with a “suspicious cigarette,” I’d have so many dollars I could afford to roll a bunch of them into joints and smoke them. But what’s even more fun than seeing a creepy voyeuristic paparazzi photo of a celebrity lighting up is hearing them talk about it themselves. More »