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Mindy Kaling Is Taking Smart Precautions In Case She Gets A DUI…Or Kills Someone

Mindy Kaling Is Taking Smart Precautions In Case She Gets A DUI...Or Kills Someone

In the crazy, crazy town called Hollywood, where every move a star makes is followed, from walking the red carpet to buying toilet paper, those same stars have to constantly be on alert about what the paparazzi catch on their fancy photograph machines. Now Mindy Kaling is all, “You won’t catch me drinking alcohol and then use that picture when you talk about my possible future DUI.” More »

Ellen Tries To Make Chris Pine Cry, Mostly Just Makes Me Have A Crush On Him

Ellen Tries To Make Chris Pine Cry, Mostly Just Makes Me Have A Crush On Him

Ellen is responsible for a lot of the entertainment, but her interviewing skills managed to coax me into acquiring a crush on Chris. I never thought I’d ever be a Pine Nut, but it might be happening. Mostly because Chris admits he cries easily. And I like that, because I cry easily too. I’m crying right now just thinking about the fact that I cry easily. More »

How To Talk To A Film Snob About The Cannes Film Festival

How To Talk To A Film Snob About The Cannes Film Festival

The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicks off today and runs through May 26th. You may find yourself standing next to a film snob at a cocktail party within the next couple of weeks. This can be a tricky conversation to navigate if you own, say, fewer than ten Criterion Collection DVDs. I’ve got your back at this stressful cinematic time. Just follow these fool-proof rules and memorize some sample dialogue about this year’s movies, and you can handle any challenge a film snob throws at you. Yes you Cannes! Yes you Cannes! More »

In Case You Were Wondering, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Talking

In Case You Were Wondering, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still Talking

I know you’ve been really worried that Gwyneth Paltrow had stopped talking forever now that she had successfully made all our mouths permanently hang open in shock and confusion. Once her movie came out and we made it through that book tour of hers relatively unscathed, you would assume she’d just disappear and secretly eat bread and smoke cigarettes for a few months before emerging to promote the return of her side butt to the red carpet. More »

This Office Farewell Video Just Made Me Cry In Spite Of Myself

This Office Farewell Video Just Made Me Cry In Spite Of Myself

I’m one of those people who is still watching The Office while simultaneously complaining that the show’s quality has declined. The show has lost its must-see quality for me, so I watch it out of a sense of loyalty and habit. But just because I don’t obsess over the series like I used to doesn’t mean it doesn’t still hold a special place in my heart, and it doesn’t mean I won’t be sad to say goodbye to those characters. More »

Bradley Cooper And Jimmy Fallon Play Faceketball, Which Is Apparently Harder Than It Looks

Bradley Cooper And Jimmy Fallon Play Faceketball, Which Is Apparently Harder Than It Looks

There’s nothing like a Late Night With Jimmy Fallon game to put a smile on your face first thing in the morning. And this time Jimmy’s joined by none other than Bradley Cooper. I mean, could it get any better than that? Yes, it can get better, when a friendly game of Faceketball is involved. That’s right, Faceketball. That’s “face” meets “basketball.” More »

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