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Beyonce Is Pregnant, And I’m Pretty Sure We All Willed It To Happen

Beyonce Is Pregnant, And I'm Pretty Sure We All Willed It To Happen

Well, you guys, we really accomplished something. We speculated and speculated about Beyonce being pregnant, and we made it happen. Either that or the general public is a lot better at spotting pregnant celebrities than we initially thought. But either way, Beyonce is totally expecting Baby Number 2 with her husband Jay-Z, and we’re going to have another little Carter tot to not see the face of for the first portion of his or her adorably fierce life. More »

One Direction Ruined Their Fans’ Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

One Direction Ruined Their Fans' Lives By Announcing Their Tour Dates

You know that thing when a boy band says they’re going to make a big announcement and then it turns out that announcement wasn’t that big after all and then the boy band’s fans start a Twitter hashtag to express their disappointment and then that hashtag gets trending because even the people who don’t agree with the hashtag use the hashtag to complain about the hashtag and then the world ends for a split second? Yeah, that happened yesterday. More »

Mindy Kaling Is Taking Smart Precautions In Case She Gets A DUI…Or Kills Someone

Mindy Kaling Is Taking Smart Precautions In Case She Gets A DUI...Or Kills Someone

In the crazy, crazy town called Hollywood, where every move a star makes is followed, from walking the red carpet to buying toilet paper, those same stars have to constantly be on alert about what the paparazzi catch on their fancy photograph machines. Now Mindy Kaling is all, “You won’t catch me drinking alcohol and then use that picture when you talk about my possible future DUI.” More »

Ellen Tries To Make Chris Pine Cry, Mostly Just Makes Me Have A Crush On Him

Ellen Tries To Make Chris Pine Cry, Mostly Just Makes Me Have A Crush On Him

Ellen is responsible for a lot of the entertainment, but her interviewing skills managed to coax me into acquiring a crush on Chris. I never thought I’d ever be a Pine Nut, but it might be happening. Mostly because Chris admits he cries easily. And I like that, because I cry easily too. I’m crying right now just thinking about the fact that I cry easily. More »

How To Talk To A Film Snob About The Cannes Film Festival

How To Talk To A Film Snob About The Cannes Film Festival

The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicks off today and runs through May 26th. You may find yourself standing next to a film snob at a cocktail party within the next couple of weeks. This can be a tricky conversation to navigate if you own, say, fewer than ten Criterion Collection DVDs. I’ve got your back at this stressful cinematic time. Just follow these fool-proof rules and memorize some sample dialogue about this year’s movies, and you can handle any challenge a film snob throws at you. Yes you Cannes! Yes you Cannes! More »