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There’s Always Money In The Banana Stand, At Least According To This Vine

After years of praying for this to happen and years of forcing my friends to watch and years of no one getting my “her?” references, it’s finally here. And this vine says it all. More »

Emma Watson Says The Kardashians Inspired Her Bling Ring Character, Which They’ll Take As A Compliment

While doing a press conference for The Bling Ring, she said that she watched Keeping up with the Kardashians to prepare for her role as a teenage burglar. More »

Everything Kanye West Has Ever Done, Ranked From Least To Most Offensive

Haven’t we all taken a situation that does not in any way involve us and made it allllll about us? Is it really fair for us to judge him? Oh what’s that? It is? GREAT! Because I put together a fun little list of everything he’s ever done ranked from least to most offensive. More »

Let’s Sit Back And Watch American Idol Winner Candice Glover And Jennifer Hudson Do A Duet

Obviously they killed it. Just straight up murdered the song, “Inseparable.” Even if you haven’t watched one episode all season, even if you haven’t watched an episode ever, you should watch this duet. More »

Miley Cyrus Puts Her Engagement Ring Back On, Results In Immediate World Peace

I’m sure ya’ll heard about this super exciting news already, but Miley Cyrus, our most favoritest gal pal, finally put her engagement ring back on. Can I get a sigh of relief up in here. More »

David Beckham Retires From Soccer, Which Doesn’t Matter Because That Was Never The Reason We Liked Him

While it’s totes adorbs that David Beckham felt the need to publicly retire from soccer today, it’s completely unnecessary. After all, it was never the soccer that made us care about him. More »

Valid Question Of The Day: Does Beyonce Hate Zachary Quinto Because She’s Pregnant?

Sorry someone had to put that question into a headline today because it’s on everyone’s minds. After watching Chelsea Handler harass-aview Star Trek Into the Darkness star Zachary Quinto on her show last night, I can’t stop thinking about what he told her (and us) about his recent Beyonce concert experience. Mostly because it makes no sense. More »

Don’t Get Too Attached To P Diddy In This Downton Abbey Spoof, Because Then They’ll Probably Kill Him Off

Now, thanks to the knickerbockers over at Funny or Die, I don’t have to wonder any longer what it would be like for P Diddy to join the cast of my favorite show about Abbeys. More »

Hollywood Officially Throws In The Towel, Is All ‘Sure, Let’s Turn Angry Birds Into A Movie’

There’s actually an 3D Angry Birds movie premiering in July 2016. I know, I can hear you now. That’s a long wait to see this movie. But with so much plot to pore through, you can’t expect someone to develop it any less time. More »

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K.Stew And R.Pattz Go From Buying A Lovenest To Breaking Up In 31 Minutes

I’m honestly sitting here, scratching my head and trying to figure out which way is up and which way is down and which way is the exit out of this godforsaken rumor mill. More »

Lindsay Lohan Makes A Rational Decision, Proving That Rehab Isn’t A Total Waste Of Time

In news that makes me hopeful that Lindsay Lohan’s actually getting better in rehab, she turned down the chance to be roasted by Comedy Central. More »

Turns Out Miley Cyrus Still Isn’t On Speaking Terms With Her Pants

It appears that Miley Cyrus ditched her pants once and for all. While the two have struggled to maintain cordial relations for years, it seems that the stress of the past few months have put too much of a strain on their fragile relationship. More »

According To This Catching Fire Poster, Katniss Is Now Into Hiking (And Horrible Fashion)

Please tell me if I’m forgetting about the part where Katniss goes on a solo hike? What is this cliff she’s climbing? Why does she look like an 1800s frontier woman dressed her for this hike? More »

Beyonce Cancels Concert Due To Exhaustion, Which Starts Rumors That She’s A Mere Mortal After All

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Beyonce canceled the Belgium show on her Mrs. Carter tour due to exhaustion and dehydration. What a bizarrely human thing for her to do. More »

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