Author Archives: Harry Barron

Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Can’t Do

Watching Magic Mike, Admiring Ryan Gosling And Other Things Guys Canât Do

Unless a movie is cholk-full of explosions and car chases, men stigmatize each other from seeing it.  The only way it would have been acceptable for me to see Magic Mike alone would have been if Channing Tatum’s penis had exploded mid dance, and even then it would have been borderline.  Maybe if Matthew McConaughey’s penis had also exploded and then he drove through town wildly, smashing cars and buses along the way, I would have been okay. More »

A Guy Says: It’s Very Hard Not Being Able to See The Dark Knight Rises

A Guy Says: It's Very Hard Not Being Able to See The Dark Knight Rises

If you’re like me, you also won’t be able to see The Dark Knight Rises, the final installment in Christopher Nolan’s epic Batman trilogy, this weekend because you didn’t buy tickets soon enough, or because you don’t have a tent in which to camp out in front of the theater, or because you have to go to that thing with your family, or because you don’t want to see The Dark Knight Rises. More »

A Guy Says: I, Too, Am a Tom Cruise Conspiracy Theorist

A Guy Says:  I, Too, Am a Tom Cruise Conspiracy Theorist

Sadly, last week, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they are divorcing after a five-year relationship.  Wait, did I say, “sad?”  I didn’t mean sad.  I meant amazing!  I couldn’t be more excited for the ruination of this family, as a matter of fact.  I think it’s a great way for Tom and Kate to celebrate the 4th of July. There’s nothing more American than domestic unrest.  Way to be patriots. More »

A Guy Says: Crushable Manipulates the Words of the Jonas Brothers! Deserves To Die?

A Guy Says: Crushable Manipulates the Words of the Jonas Brothers! Deserves To Die?

This week a massive controversy crushed Crushable.com when one of the site’s writers wrote that the Jonas Brothers used to masturbate daily to their own music for sport while wearing promise rings and telling everyone they were abstaining from such activities.  Wait.  Hold on.  What’s that?  Oh, I didn’t know that.  I’m being told that’s not what was written about the Jo Bros. More »

A Guy Says: Lea Michele Reminds Us That You Need To Show Your Boobs To Be Successful

 A Guy Says:  Lea Michele Reminds Us That You Need To Show Your Boobs To Be Successful

The other day I was watching Late Night with David Letterman when Glee star Lea Michele came on for an interview and her boobs came so far out of her dress that they were nearly popping out of my television into my living room.  First, I thought, “I finally see the worth of 3D television.” Then, I thought, “Didn’t Miley Cyrus do this eight times last week?” And, she did.  More »