Author Archives: Elissa Rodriguez

The Ultimate Thanksgiving TV Guide To Prevent You From Killing Your Family

The Ultimate Thanksgiving TV Guide To Prevent You From Killing Your Family

Thanksgiving — a day to be (extra) thankful for the delicious food on your plate and your loving friends and family. If we’re being honest here (and I hope we are) it’s also a time when those same friends and family can drive you absolutely crazy. To keep you from carving away at something (or someone) other than the bird on your table, here’s your very own Thanksgiving TV guide. More »

Even If You Hate Breaking Dawn Part 2, You’ll Love These New Characters

Even If You Hate Breaking Dawn Part 2, You'll Love These New Characters

Just as things are starting to look pretty dire for super creepy CGI baby Renesmmee, The United Nations of Vampires agree to join the Cullen clan to stand against the Volturi. While Twihards across the country can agree that the conclusion to The Twilight Saga is epic (by Twilight standards, which isn’t very high) it’s these new, special vampires that really steal the show. Even though I thought my little twi-heart was shattering into little pieces, it was actually being made whole. More »

Ke$ha Has So Many Sex Buddies, You’re Probably Sitting Next To One Right Now

Ke$ha Has So Many Sex Buddies, You’re Probably Sitting Next To One Right Now

While our favorite freakmaster Ke$ha is known for some wacky shit—either by peeing in the streets or having sex with ghosts—it’s her questionable ways that keep people (myself included) intrigued. Her no-fucks-to-give attitude means she isn’t ashamed to reveal all her secrets, including the latest tidbit: she has sex buddies all over the world. More »

In Honor Of Breaking Dawn: Part 2, Let’s Relive The Saga’s Best Moments

In Honor Of Breaking Dawn: Part 2, Let's Relive The Saga's Best Moments

The books helped me through my most awkward and vulnerable high school years, and then the films carried me through college. Yes, I saw every movie at midnight. And yes, I’m #TeamEdward. Now that the saga is coming to an end I’ve been doing a lot of reminiscing, and I’ve comprised a list of what I consider the seven best moments from the entire saga. More »

Kendall & Kylie Jenner Might Be The Smartest Girls In The World

Kendall & Kylie Jenner Might Be The Smartest Girls In The World

For a while I thought Kendall and Kylie Jenner were spoiled brats who reaped the benefits of their sister’s hard work and their mother’s undying love (for money). I’m probably right, but I think I may have underestimated them. Both girls have successful modeling careers, their own O.P.I nail polish, a book in the works, and jobs at Seventeen Magazine, while their sisters do all the hard work. These girls aren’t lucky…they’re geniuses. More »

Live, Laugh, Links: There’s Nothing Like Love Advice From A Foul-Mouthed Hottie

Live, Laugh, Links: There's Nothing Like Love Advice From A Foul-Mouthed Hottie

• Sure, Colin Farrell gives excellent relationship advice, but what’s really important here is the fact that he’s single and I’d really like to be the one to change that. (The Frisky)

• Good news, ladies & gents: everybody fantasizes, so stop worrying about it.  (Your Tango)

• In the battle of clean freak vs. messy  in relationships, clean freak always wins. Nobody likes a slob! (Betty Confidential)

• Being physically present on a date isn’t nearly as important as bringing these 6 things along with you. So… if you don’t have them, don’t bother going out. (Vixely)

• ‘Cause sometimes you just need a little motivation. (CollegeCandy)

• Stop judging guys because they’re always holding their junk – it makes them feel safe! (Gurl)

• It’s okay to be an asshole sometimes. Seriously. Stop feeling like a bad person and start feeling like a bad bitch. In a good way of course.(The College Crush)

(Photo: Ian Wilson/WENN.com)

Even If You Survived Will and Amy, This Rhea Perlman And Danny Devito Divorce News Will Kill You

Even If You Survived Will and Amy, This Rhea Perlman And Danny Devito Divorce News Will Kill You

Even though many of us are still picking up the pieces after the devastating news that one of our favorite couples, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler are divorcing, our freshly broken hearts are going to suffer another devastating blow: Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito are ending their marriage. That’s right, The Wormwood’s are separating. More »

Chris Brown and Rihanna Need To Be All Or Nothing, Because I Can’t Take Any More Rumors

Chris Brown and Rihanna Need To Be All Or Nothing, Because I Can’t Take Any More Rumors

It seems that every day there is a new report that Rihanna and Chris Brown are getting back together, and I’m over it. Yes, I recognize that by writing this article I am contributing to the problem, but only with the hope that this will spark some sort of change. Maybe Rihanna or Breezy will read my article and decide once and for all that they need to make a decision. (I know, definitely won’t happen, but a girl can dream.)
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