“Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Married Too Young Says Source” – The word “source” now interchangeable with “your grandma,” FYI. (People)
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Man, what are these “modeling photos” of Britney Spears that just surfaced? And how did she take them all in one year (1998?) when clearly she goes through multiple hair colors and styles during this foray into the world’s most … More
Ke$ha is proof to the testament that if you put enough sparkles on something, people will buy it. We’re not even saying to be mean: the singer basically admitted the same thing during her recent Vanity Fair interview. Of course, when we think of glitter we don’t usually think of it shooting out of our vaginas, but that’s why we are not superfamous. More
Sorry to have failed you guys, but somehow we missed all the amazing Supercuts this week! We’ve been hoarding them all so you can watch them with your limited attention span. Please enjoy with your doctor’s recommended dosage of Ritalin. More
Coincidence? – Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak resigns on the same day of Arrested Development‘s 5-year anniversary. We just blew ourselves. (IBNLive)
There are a couple high-school experiences everyone remembers. Their first kiss. Prom (or not going to it). The time they blew up a car in a ditch…no wait, that only happened on Skins. But we all remember reading Stephen Chbosky‘s coming-of-age novel The Perks Of Being A Wallflower in high school and thinking “This is totally my life.” And while there is an argument to be made against turning every piece of nostalgia into a film, we totally think that the upcoming movie adaptation of this quintessentially pre-emo book will be beloved by hipsters as much as the source material was. More
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In case there was any lingering doubt about Ronnie from Jersey Shore‘s steroid abuse, last night’s “explosive” episode destroyed all speculation. Destroyed it almost as quickly as Ronnie destroyed his and Sammi‘s room, smashing every piece furniture to pulp, throwing her bed out the window, and only halfway breaking her glasses. Sammi’s glasses, y’all! What did she ever do to deserve this? She’s had enough, and she means it this time! Bye-bye Sammi! But let’s back up a bit first… More
What Have Movies Taught Us About Breaking Up? – Don’t boil your ex’s bunny, perhaps? (A.V. Club)
Just kidding. More