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• What it’s like to lose your virginity, explained through GIFs, which, I think, should be how they teach it to students in school, too. (Gurl)

• As it turns out, only having 140 characters in a direct message on twitter isn’t ideal for asking someone out. Maybe that’s why Adam Levine hasn’t responded to my advances. (Ladyish)

• Let’s hope that Lauren Conrad’s wedding doesn’t take place on a Hollywood lot since she’s so fond of things happening on those!! Why, yes, I am still bitter about the way that The Hills ended, how can you tell? (Your Tango)

• Stevie Nicks lets everyone know that she doesn’t need a man to make her happy. Did you hear that, Taylor Swift? I hope that you heard that. (The Frisky)

• 3 ways you’re simultaneously ruining your relationship and driving yourself insane. You know, the old “kill two birds with one stone.” (Your Tango)

• Stephen Amell and his wife, Cassandra Jean, are expecting their first, sure to be gorgeous, child. The world thanks you, beautiful celebrity-people, for your baby-having ways. (ET Online)

• How to not feel like your life is wasting away once you’ve finished school. (The College Crush)

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• Does anyone know if Anna Kendrick can get any more adorable than she already is? This is a serious question that I would like to be answered with an extensive mathematical equation. (ET Online)

• The Tony Awards Best and Worst Dressed list to rule them all. The three looks that deserve an encore and the three that should never, ever be seen again. (The Stir)

• Amanda Bynes just wants to go shopping without being stared at or sang at. Wait, what? (Celebuzz)

• One Direction launches a new fragrance, which I suspect releases the sound of fangirl screams whenever the bottle is opened like when you put a seashell to your ear. (Have U Heard)

• Prince Harry is a hero to one of his fellow UK soldiers. See, he isn’t just a beautiful face!  But we shouldn’t forget about said beautiful face because that’s very important, too. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Jennifer Anniston made a joke about “Jimmy Kimmel’s package,” which envoked a mental image that no one ever asked for. Thanks, Jen! (Lainey Gossip)

• Hey, guys, if I gave you ten seconds to guess who was missing at Kanye’s 36th birthday celebration, do you think you’d get it right? I think you would. I have faith in you. (Hollywood Hiccups)

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• Ahhh, a legit Boy Meets World cast reunion! I can’t protect myself against this sweet 90s nostalgia that I am feeling.  (ET Online)

• The place where you met your significant other totally reflects how your relationship goes. For this reason, I don’t recommend falling in love in prison. (Ladyish)

• Kim Kardashian’s ex-sex video partner, Ray J, reveals his sexting “Do”s and “Don’t”s and since he’s probably had a *ton* of experience sexting, I’d say his opinion on this subject is pretty trustworthy. (Your Tango)

• Having to wear a bra is already bad on its own, but if you do it wrong —because there is a correct way to do it,— you’ll just be causing even more problems. Like these. (Gurl)

• Carey Mulligan is the top choice to play Hillary Clinton but I think Hillary would’ve wanted Amy Poehler to do so because of her flawless impression on SNL. (Ok Gorgeous)

• 12 (wrong) things that men assume women need for great sex. (The Frisky)

• I’m guessing today’s magic number is 12 because here are 12 things that you can do so that you get asked out more. Study this list, learn this list, become one with this list. (Chick RX)

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• Poor Pippa Middleton has to deal with not being a princess AND being the “ugly sister,” according to Karl Lagerfeld. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Jonah Hill is totally trying to be less Adam Sandler and more Brad Pitt these days. Good luck Jonie, it’s a tough world out there. (Have U Heard)

• Kate Upton is making her movie debut but I want you to guess who the *real* star of the show is. If you guessed her boobs, then congratulations, you genius human. (ET Online)

• Amanda Bynes gets some golden advice on plastic surgery from Janice Dickinson, Queen of Cosmetic Procedures. (Celebuzz)

• Tori Spelling cruelly mocks her kids for crying, also heckles dogs who bark and teases dolphins who swim. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Desiree Hartsock likes guys who are losers so I think she’ll appreciate my little black book full of guys I’ve ever dated that I’ve just mailed to her. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Marilyn Manson makes Paris Jackson a super sweet offer that, thankfully, has nothing to do with those weirdo contact lenses that he wears. (The Stir)

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• 5 things that falling out of love teaches you. None of them are that you should stalk your ex’s Instagram, though, so you can go on ahead and unfollow them. (The College Crush)

• Beyonce laughs in the face of everyone suspecting that she’s pregnant which can only mean one thing: she’s totally pregnant. (Ok Gorgeous)

• Look at Helena Bonham Carter being —dare I say— not frightening. I really didn’t know that this was possible. (Betty Confidential)

• Snooki wants her wedding dress to be elegant but gaudy at same time and I’m struggling to believe that such a dress exists. (Your Tango)

• Here’s another reason why you need to stop procrastinating. Ugh, procrastination is so bad but it feels so good. (Ladyish)

• These yoga moves will get you that Miley-Cyrus-circa-2012 body that everyone wanted. (Chick RX)

• Okay, so, does the “reach for cash” fake-out on a date actually work or is this some myth? (Blog With Benefits)

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• I can’t figure out why The Wanted want to have a boxing match with One Direction. Can’t we all just get along in boy band harmony? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Jada Pinkett-Smith talks about why she would leave Will Smith but I wish she would address that face that Jaden likes to make ever so much. (Have U Heard)

• Bruce Willis is selling his Beverly Hills mansion and is moving into an NYC apartment, which I imagine is much smaller. Welcome, Bruce and co. (Celebuzz)

• Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult were seen at a family lunch together and, however excited you think I am, intensify that by a factor of 100. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Lindsey Vonn doesn’t believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” So, let’s hope, for her sake, that it isn’t actually true. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Ben Affleck and Justing Timberlake are in a new movie together. Is anyone else as excited as I am for all of this eye candy on one screen??? (Lainey Gossip)

• I think Kourtney Kardashian is trying to make bell bottoms “in” again, which just lets me know that she’s totally caught up on Mad Men and is feeling inspired. (The Stir)

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• How to wear glitter makeup without looking like the Glitter Queen, herself. Don’t act like you don’t know that that’s Ke$ha‘s official title. (Gurl)

• Kim Kardashian‘s baby shower photo album was just released but, you know, don’t expect any Kanye anywhere. (ET Online)

• Chin up, young dating adults, bad dates aren’t always all bad…unless you are out with an axe murderer, in which case I can’t find anything good about that situation. (Ladyish)

• I try to do my hair as infrequently as possible during the summer. But here are some perfect summer hairstyles for when I’m not being so lazy. (Betty Confidential)

• Sean Lowe and Catherine Guidici are already ready to have a baby, who I’m hoping will not —at any point in its life— try to break its parents’ record for the longest on-screen kiss. (Your Tango)

• Oh my god, even when I try to be sanitary I think I still do some of these things. Brb, I need a good rubbing alcohol cleansing. (Chick RX)

• This article explains why guys love threesomes with the phrase “excess is success” so it’s automatically worth checking out. Automatically. (College Candy)

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• Jessica Simpson thinks that her father is going through a “gay phase,” as if that’s an actual thing. (Hollywood Hiccups)

• Justin Theroux tells Brad Pitt to stop trash talking Jennifer Anniston, the world then gives Justin an understanding nod followed by an, “I know, right?” (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Amanda Bynes‘ “All That” costars talk about how surprised they are by her recent behavior. Join the club, “All That” costars. Join the club. (Celebuzz)

• The photos of Harry Styles‘ as the best man in his mom’s wedding can allllmost give you an idea of how he will look as a future groom. I do realize that that sentence was a bit creepy. (ET Online)

• Demi Moore is now taking advice about her life post-Ashton from an astrologer and even the astrologer has to be confused about this one. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Looks like Michael Fassbender knows about the first law of Hollywood, which is, “you can’t call it a relationship if two people aren’t in the same photo.” (Lainey Gossip)

• Look at Adrienne Maloof‘s wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. (The Stir)

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• A bunch of possible celeb summer hookups. I don’t feel great about pretty much all of them, except Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Williams which really seems like it already happened. (Your Tango)

• Dogs on surfboards… (17 of them!) (College Candy)

• And pandas on the Backstreet Boys. (ET Online)

• Three Blake Lively looks for less. Unfortunately, they won’t make you look like Blake Lively, but they will make you look like yourself in Blake Lively’s clothes. (Betty Confidential)

• The pros and cons of being a guys’ girl. One con: other girls will hate that you call yourself a “guys’ girl.” (The College Crush)

• Places you should not have sex. Are people really having sex on populated beaches? (Gurl)

• The lasagna-bun burger is exactly what it sounds like, but also deep friend. Excuse me while I go throw up. (The Frisky)

• Dita Von Teese was blonde as a teenager and looked completely different. (Ok Gorgeous)

• I can’t handle more than half a cup of coffee, so I’ve without a doubt been “coffee intoxicated” before. Have you? Check out these symptoms. (Ladyish)

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