Author Archives: Cassandra Hough

These Photos Of Miley Cyrus And Her New Dog Are Totally Inappropriate In The Best Way

These Photos Of Miley Cyrus And Her New Dog Are Totally Inappropriate In The Best Way

I already know what you’re thinking, and I admit the same thoughts came to my own mind. “Miley Cyrus has another new dog? Didn’t one of her dogs just die tragically? Didn’t her mom try to make up for being a shitty parent by being a stupid one and giving her a puppy like five seconds later? And, like, didn’t she give that one away because she wasn’t ready?”  Yes, Gentle Reader, to all of the above. More »

Dakota Johnson’s Parents Won’t Be Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey Because Oh My God, Gross

Dakota Johnson's Parents Won't Be Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey Because Oh My God, Gross

There’s a reason parents stop giving their kids baths past a certain age, and since I’m almost positive most cultures practice lone-bathing through adulthood, it should go without saying that you don’t want your parents to see you naked when you’re an adult. And also that your parents definitely don’t want to see you naked, either. More »