Author Archives: Cassandra Hough

‘Dongs All Over The World’ + 4 More SNL Sketches That Made Us Laugh This Week

'Dongs All Over The World' + 4 More SNL Sketches That Made Us Laugh This Week

Okay, let me just be up front in admitting that it’s pretty much a guarantee that if SNL spoofs a musical, I will love it.  I know, I know.  It’s a cheap ploy to get people to enjoy a sketch, and after so many Pitch Perfect clips and GIFs we saw Anna Kendrick being asked to sing coming from a mile away.  Which is good and bad.  Good for people like me and bad for all of the people who hate that kind of thing. More »

Kaley Cuoco Places Way Too Much Significance On Her Breasts, But You Do You Kaley

Kaley Cuoco Places Way Too Much Significance On Her Breasts, But You Do You Kaley

Another day, another celebrity admitting to plastic surgery procedures!  Before you jump down my throat, please know that this isn’t a judge-y post about how every woman should adopt the Duggar mentality of living your life with the physical features and denim skirts God gave you.  Nay, this post is about my frustration with Kaley Cuoco‘s misplaced significance on her breasts. More »

James Franco Better Watch Out, Because OMG That Teenager’s Grandma Is Pissed

James Franco Better Watch Out, Because OMG That Teenager's Grandma Is Pissed

You know what I just realized?  There just aren’t enough stories about feisty grandmas on Crushable.  Well, all of that ends today folks!  Because the sweet Scottish granny of the teenager James Franco got jiggy creep with isn’t exactly thrilled that her seventeen-year-old granddaughter is now the subject of international headlines because a thirty-five-year-old American movie star is a douche bag. More »

Kesha Makes First Public Appearance Post-Rehab, Left Her Dollar Sign And ‘Negative Influences’ Behind

Kesha Makes First Public Appearance Post-Rehab, Left Her Dollar Sign And 'Negative Influences' Behind

strong>Kesha (or the Artist Formerly Known As Ke$ha) walked the red carpet last night, marking her first major public appearance post-rehab.  Not only has she abandoned the dollar sign and reverted back to her birth name, but apparently she’s rid herself of the “negative influences” that caused her to develop an eating disorder and enter rehab in the first place. More »

Justin Bieber Makes Out With President Obama + 4 More SNL Sketches That Made Us Laugh This Week

Justin Bieber Makes Out With President Obama + 4 More SNL Sketches That Made Us Laugh This Week

Finally, after another irrationally long hiatus, SNL was back last night with host Louis C.K.  If I recall, I enjoyed his last stint as host due mostly/only in part to the Lincoln sketch.  While Lincoln did not make a reappearance last night (because it’s totally okay to let something be funny and successful once, oddly enough), there were definitely more than a few laugh-out-loud moments, at least for me. More »

In Defense Of Kooky Cameron Diaz And Her Apparent Quest To Become A Wise Old Crone

In Defense Of Kooky Cameron Diaz And Her Apparent Quest To Become A Wise Old Crone

I’m not sure why, but Cameron Diaz has been doling out a lot of unsolicited advice lately.  Sure, she’s on the promotional trail for her upcoming movie The Other Woman, so it makes sense that we’re hearing from her a lot at the moment.  Plus, she wrote a book that gave Oprah at least three or four “Aha!” moments, so if anyone is to blame for Cameron’s sage-like interviews these days it’s Oprah. More »

Jimmy Kimmel And The Clintons Compete With Ellen’s Oscar Selfie, But Fall Short One Liza Minelli

Jimmy Kimmel And The Clintons Compete With Ellen's Oscar Selfie, But Fall Short One Liza Minelli

I’m not sure why Jimmy Kimmel was moderating a conference discussion with the Clinton family, but I do know that you can’t expect Jimmy Kimmel to be completely serious when you ask him to moderate a serious political discussion.  While he left his twerk-friendly yoga pants and fake wolf at home, he did make light of Hillary Clinton‘s potential presidential campaign by snapping a Clinton family selfie. More »