Author Archives: Cassandra Hough

Bill Cosby Opens His Mouth Long Enough To Spew Some Grade-A, Top Choice Bullshit

Bill Cosby Opens His Mouth Long Enough To Spew Some Grade-A, Top Choice Bullshit

While the Bill Cosby rape scandal has been swirling for decades, I think we can all agree it’s reached a fever-pitch as of late with more than twenty women coming forward to tell their horrifying Cosby tales of being drugged, sexually assaulted, threatened, and more. I think we can all agree that at some point, we knew we’d have to hear from Bill Cosby himself about the allegations. More »

So Miley Cyrus And Paris Hilton Made Out, Which Is The Most Desperate News You’ll Read This Weekend

So Miley Cyrus And Paris Hilton Made Out, Which Is The Most Desperate News You'll Read This Weekend

This is not a drill, folks: we are being punished. Why? Because we got all mega jazzed about the possibility of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss maybe kinda sorta making out at a concert (I’m still firmly on Team Tarlie, but whatever) and we were kinda maybe sorta proven wrong (not convinced, but whatever). So what does the celebrity universe go and do? It hand-delivers us a story about Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus. More »