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Your Stupid Laugh Of The Day: Jimmy Kimmel Presents ‘The Baby Bachelor’

Your Stupid Laugh Of The Day: Jimmy Kimmel Presents 'The Baby Bachelor'

Jimmy, wherever you came from to light up my life, please never go back there, because your videos lately have been bomb-diggity. People still say bomb-diggity, right? I hope so. It’s a major part of my vernacular. This one is a parody of The Bachelor called ‘The Baby Bachelor’ starring Jimmy’s nephew Wesley, and I loooove it. I love it soooo muuuuuch. More »

Battle Of The Celebrity Tattoos: Miley Cyrus Vs. Rihanna

Battle Of The Celebrity Tattoos: Miley Cyrus Vs. Rihanna

This is week two of our celebrity tattoo battle, but this time we have an even stiffer competition for you. It’s still tattoos and it’s still authoritative (so don’t get your tattoo thunderdome news anywhere else, ya dig?!), but tonight is Ladies Night, with Rihanna versus Miley Cyrus. These two are both pretty trigger-happy with the tattoo gun, so I think this is gonna be a close fight. More »

‘Justin Bieber Abandons His Monkey’ Is Not Something I Expected To Write Today

'Justin Bieber Abandons His Monkey' Is Not Something I Expected To Write Today

As of right now, Justin Bieber has until midnight tonight to reclaim his monkey Mally, or else she becomes the responsibility of German authorities. Yes, because that’s the best way to make an impression on an irresponsible tiny millionaire — “Either you take care of this monkey or we’re gonna take care of it for you so you don’t have to worry about it anymore!” More »

It’s Been Two Weeks, So It’s Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

It's Been Two Weeks, So It's Time For Michael Lohan To Break Lindsay Out Of Rehab

Um, has anyone noticed that Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been around lately? I know she’s in a mandatory ninety-day rehab program and all that, but this is LiLo we’re talking about. No walls can contain her, no judge can sentence her, no SCRAM bracelet can hold her down. She’s our very own Hot Mess Superhero, impervious to all recovery tactics. So where has she been? More »