Author Archives: Alexis Rhiannon

If The Rumor That Taylor Swift Is Pursuing Leo DiCaprio Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right

If The Rumor That Taylor Swift Is Pursuing Leo DiCaprio Is Wrong, I Don't Wanna Be Right

Stop the presses, everybody, because I have big news! Taylor Swift is supposedly pursuing Leonardo DiCaprio. Like to date! ROMANTICALLY. How amazing would that be? And actually don’t even answer that, because if you don’t think it’s true, I don’t want to hear about it. That’s why I had you stop the presses. Good luck sending me your monthly opinion newsletter with no presses!!!! More »

There’s Nothing Sadder Than Justin Bieber’s Photoshopped Happy Trail In These Photos

There's Nothing Sadder Than Justin Bieber's Photoshopped Happy Trail In These Photos

You guys remember Justin Bieber, right? Scrawny little diaper baby with a bunch of tattoos? Well he’s back on the scene! And not with new music (don’t be ridiculous), but with a Calvin Klein ad in which he struts around shirtless. Nothing to be ashamed of there, right? …except that the entire internet is calling bullshit on his six pack. Whoopsies! More »

That Same Gaston Actor Got Challenged To An Arm-Wrestling Match, Proved He’s The Best Sport Ever

That Same Gaston Actor Got Challenged To An Arm-Wrestling Match, Proved He's The Best Sport Ever

Does anyone have the main phone number for Disney World? Because I’m pretty sure I need to call it and ask the dude who plays Gaston there on a date. Every video I’ve seen coming out about him lately has convinced me that he needs A. a raise and B. a strong dose of VITAMIN ME. And today’s video of him being challenged to an arm-wrestling match with an eleven-year old girl is no different. More »

Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Bother Protesting The Show My Husband’s Not Gay

Here's Why You Shouldn't Bother Protesting The Show My Husband's Not Gay

So remember that new TLC show that I told you guys about a couple weeks ago? It’s called My Husband’s Not Gayand it’s about a group of Mormon dudes who are attracted to men, but married to women. You know, AS YOU DO. And as excited as I am to watch this trainwreck, there are some people who are justifiably angry about it going on the air — the people who know that being gay or straight isn’t something you can choose. So…everybody. More »

Here’s Why We’re Suspicious That Blake Lively’s Baby Name Is A Big Ol’ Hoax

Here's Why We're Suspicious That Blake Lively's Baby Name Is A Big Ol' Hoax

I was pretty blindsided by the fact that Blake Lively had her baby all the way back during the holidays, and neither she nor Ryan Reynolds even bothered to tell me, so now that there’s a rumored name floating around, I’m extra suspicious. You know that saying, right? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I’ll invent a conspiracy theory about your baby’s name. More »