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Jimmy Kimmel Predicting The Bachelorette Winner May Be More Entertaining Than The Show

Jimmy Kimmel Predicting The Bachelorette Winner May Be More Entertaining Than The Show

Jimmy Kimmel predicts the winner of this season of The Bachelorette as a man by the name of Brooks Forester. Desiree Hartsock never confirms or denies anything, so you can go nuts analyzing her responses and body language as much as you want, but I really just need to talk about this guy’s name for a second, while I have you here. Brooks. Forester. That is absurd. That’s the name of a kid born out of the blissful union of a sensible four-door sedan and an L.L. Bean catalogue. More »

I’m Disappointed In Brad Pitt For Taking These Low Blows At Jennifer Aniston

I'm Disappointed In Brad Pitt For Taking These Low Blows At Jennifer Aniston

Alright Brad Pitt, you won, okay? You won the breakup with Jennifer Aniston. You’re one half of the most beautiful and sought-after relationship in Hollywood, you’re surrounded by your six beautiful children, and eight years later, the media is still throwing around words like ‘childless’, ‘alone’, and ‘heartbroken’ to describe Jen. It shouldn’t have been a contest, but it ended up that way…so stop acting like such a sore winner. More »

This New The Wolverine Trailer Is Very Puzzling To A Non-Nerd

This New The Wolverine Trailer Is Very Puzzling To A Non-Nerd

I don’t know what to think about the movie The Wolverine, guys. The first trailer I saw led me to believe that it was just a series of climaxes, but now there seem to be actual plot elements in this next one, and I can’t get my head around it. Part of it might be the fact that I elected not to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine so I have absolutely no idea where we are in this story, but I think it’s also confusing. More »

7 Of The Bachelor‘s Unintentional Funniest Moments

7 Of The Bachelor's Unintentional Funniest Moments

As you may or may not know, a little something called The Bachelor Special: Funniest Moments is airing tonight on ABC. In theory it’s all the funniest things that have ever happened on The Bachelor, but I find myself a little dubious. Are they really equipped to judge what’s funny? After all, this is a network that still puts The Bachelor on the air and pretends that it leads to long-term, loving, committed marriages 100% of the time. Now there’s a funny moment. More »