Author Archives: Alexis Rhiannon

Woman Of Mystery Taylor Swift Refuses To Say Whether Or Not She Has A Belly Button

Woman Of Mystery Taylor Swift Refuses To Say Whether Or Not She Has A Belly Button

There are many things in this world that Taylor Swift gives to us freely, but the knowledge of whether or not she has a belly button isn’t one of them. She wears so many crops tops that stop just short of her navel that people have started speculating that Taylor is without button, and she does absolutely nothing to quell those rumors in a recent interview with Lucky Magazine. More »

A Cliff Notes Guide To The Woman Calling Herself Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend

A Cliff Notes Guide To The Woman Calling Herself Michael Phelps' Girlfriend

Ever since Michael Phelps‘ second DUI, I’ve been trying to wean myself off caring about him, which is harder than you’d think, because I was weirdly obsessed with him during the 2008 Olympics. I mean, it’s not weird. He only won the most gold medals that any Olympian had ever won at one Games, and he has that body, and he loves his mom, and I was twenty-one at the time and very impressionable. More »

MTV Is Casting A Doc About White People Problems — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

MTV Is Casting A Doc About White People Problems -- What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

“Are you white? Do you have a story to tell? We want to hear from you.” That’s how a casting posting for a new MTV documentary, presumably about white people problems, starts out. We don’t have a title for the project yet, or even a real direction, but they’re looking for people who openly and proudly think it’s pretty tough being white…so what could possibly go wrong? More »

This Leaked Clip Of A New Beyonce Song Proves She’s Coming For You, Taylor Swift

This Leaked Clip Of A New Beyonce Song Proves She's Coming For You, Taylor Swift

So I don’t know how close you keep your ear to the ground for Beyonce news, but I keep mine pretty close, which is why I know that she has an album coming out coming out later this week. Now before you get too excited, you should know that there are only two news songs on it, but hey! A clip of one of them leaked today, and if there’s one thing I learned from it, it’s that she’s coming after Taylor Swift. Hard. More »

Bill Cosby Got His Netflix Special Taken Away, So Finally We’re Seeing Some Results

Bill Cosby Got His Netflix Special Taken Away, So Finally We're Seeing Some Results

You wouldn’t think it’d be possible to get good news in a situation where more than a dozen women are accusing Bill Cosby of rape, but that’s exactly what happened. In light of the fact that thirteen — no I’m sorry, fourteen — women have now come forward, Netflix has canceled a planned stand-up special featuring him. Sigh of tiny relief. More »