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In Defense Of The Dumb Hottie: Keanu Reeves And Taylor Kitsch

Sometimes you just can’t have both brains and beauty. More »

Arie Luyendyk, Jr. Says ‘No Thanks’ To Being The Next Bachelor

Arie Ludendyk, Jr. loves the racetrack more than trying to find love on television. More »

This Woman Could Have Been Mrs. Tom Cruise If Only She Could Hear Properly

When you’re auditioning to be Tom Cruise‘s wife, it’s best to act as “Stepford Wife” as possible. More »

Justin Bieber Is Really Impressed With Justin Bieber As Evidenced By His Shirtless Tweets

Justin Bieber is a vain little thing! Emphasis on “little.” More »

Nicolas Cage Continues To Prove He’s A Weirdo, Hoards DVDs

Unlike Patrick Bateman in American Psycho who was constantly needing to “return videos,” Nicolas Cage seems to have the exact opposite problem. More »

Looks Like Heidi Klum Cheated On Seal By Banging Her Bodyguard, Now Needs Ice Cream With Jon Stewart

Apparently, Heidi Klum has watched The Bodyguard one too many times. More »

In A Perfect World, Kelly Taylor And Dylan McKay Would Get Married In Real Life

Hopefully Jennie Garth and Luke Perry‘s new show will have them crushing on each other like the good old days. More »

How Sad Will You Be If Kristen Stewart Is Ripped From Breaking Dawn Press Tour?

Dear Kristen Stewart, you fucked up. More »

Being In A Relationship With A Control Freak Like Kanye West Is Going To Be Super Awesome For Kim!

Kim posing in front of tourist spots without him

If Kanye isn't the alpha in the relationship

When Kim decides she doesn't want to match outfits

If they don't pretend to be a "normal couple" on demand

If Kim doesn't wear a matching helmet to protect her overwhelming amount of intellect

Dear Kim: Kanye is in charge now. Deal with it, girl. More »

What We're Reading:

Maybe You Have Every Right To Be A ‘Mean Girl’ When Your Heart Has Been Broken

We took exception with Entertainment Weekly‘s essay calling Katy Perry and Taylor Swift “mean girls” for writing damning songs about their exes. More »