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10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

The standard tell tale signs of celebrity pregnancies aren’t just degrading — they’re usually completely nonsensical. We’re supposed to think women in the limelight are pregnant for every flowy top, stomach touch, and “pregnant face” some paparazzi happens to snap an image of. And the list of derogatory phrases for the “post-baby body” aren’t that sweet either.
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Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

The infamous Dina Lohan has given the New York Daily News a retrospective walk through her troubled marriage with Michael Lohan, making a slew of very serious allegations including domestic abuse, drug addiction, and rape. To which the always seedy “I’m just going to record my daughter in distress and sell it to TMZ” father of the year gave an equally barf-y response.
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We’re A Little Disappointed To See Drew Barrymore’s Daughter Olive On The Cover Of People

Weâre A Little Disappointed To See Drew Barrymoreâs Daughter Olive On The Cover Of People

Call us masochists, but we were really enjoying the newest crop of celebrity mothers who wanted to keep their pregnancies and children out of the limelight. There will always be over-sharing mamas like Jessica Simpson to write about and of course we’re grateful for that. But Mommyish was loving the mysteriousness of Adele‘s and Drew Barrymore‘s bundles of joy. Then Drew went and threw her daughter on the cover of People. More »

Hilary Duff Is Really Jazzed About Being Back In Her Skinny Jeans Post-Baby

Hilary Duff Is Really Jazzed About Being Back In Her Skinny Jeans Post-Baby

Mother of one, Hilary Duff, has taken quite a bit of flack for not looking like a freshly airbrushed Victoria Beckham following the birth of her son, Luca. In response, the actress has been pretty vocal about being in no hurry to get all bean pole on us. But just eight months later, Duff is back in those skinny jeans and she really, really wants you to know about it. More »

Prince William Went To Visit Pregnant Kate In The Hospital, Did Not Bring Her Balloon Bouquet

Prince William Went To Visit Pregnant Kate In The Hospital, Did Not Bring Her Balloon Bouquet

The Duchess Of Cambridge is on her second day in the hospital with severe morning sickness, and her husband Prince William arrived in a green Land Rover and did not speak to the media. He had nothing with him, no bouquet of flowers or balloons, no teddy bear holding a sign that read “I am bear-y sorry you are puking your guts out whilst pregnant with our first child.” More »

Angus Jones’s Mom For Sure Thinks Her Son’s Church Is Manipulating Him

Angus Jonesâs Mom For Sure Thinks Her Sonâs Church Is Manipulating Him

After Angus Jones of “Two and a Half Men” came down hard on the show upon which he has appeared for nearly a decade, describing the content as “filth,” his mother has offered up a comment of her own. And she’s understandably worried. Not so much about her son’s faith, it seems, but rather his place of worship and the role those mentors are having in his life. More »

Dear Parisians, So Sorry About The Kardashian Family Crashing Your City With Their Film Crew

Dear Parisians, So Sorry About The Kardashian Family Crashing Your City With Their Film Crew

You know what doesn’t belong in Paris? Reality TV cameras. Something about the way a large furry microphone hits the Parisian light just seems wrong. Which is why I’m extending my personal condolences to the citizens of Paris for having endured the true blemish of American culture all over their gorgeous city for a day or so. And on that metaphor of blemish, let me also add that the Kardashians were there. Triple apologies to my friends across the pond! More »

Irish Group Says No Thanks To Working With Chris Brown Because They Don’t Endorse Lady Beaters

Irish Group Says No Thanks To Working With Chris Brown Because They Donât Endorse Lady Beaters

Chris Brown was rightfully charged with felony assault after punching then-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009. Despite that those punches were heard around the world, Brown’s warm welcome back into the music industry as a convicted woman beater has been a little more than troubling. Especially since Brown has expressed zero remorse for his crime and famously tore apart a dressing room and broke a window when asked about Rihanna on live television. Compound that with the concerning sentiment that Brown’s domestic assault was sexy and you have quite the shitshow. And one that has produced a consistant victim-blaming narrative for many young fans to absorb. More »

Katy Perry Takes Her Grandma To Meet Obama Because Grannies Make The Best Voting Buddies

Katy Perry Takes Her Grandma To Meet Obama Because Grannies Make The Best Voting Buddies

In one of the biggest celebrity political endorsements this year, have a gander at this adorable portrait of Katy Perry with President Obama. And who is that frosted individual grasping both of their palms but Katy’s grandmother, Ann Hudson. My grandmother and I never had any opportunities to hold hands with consequential historical figures, but leave it to Katy Perry to make me envious. Granted, if I had the massive youth following that Perry has, I’m sure I could get POTUS on the line to do an entire photoshoot with myself, my grandmother, and even my cat if I threw in a bonus rally appearance. More »

The Next Miracle Giuliana Rancic Baby Is Just A Uterus Away

The Next Miracle Giuliana Rancic Baby Is Just A Uterus Away

Giuliana Rancic and her husband Bill Rancic have only had baby Edward Duke in their lives for about seven weeks, but the parents are reportedly already setting the “wheels in motion” for a second baby. Granted, when you have embryos to coordinate, a surrogate to line up, and a breast cancer diagnosis to consider, you probably would have to be pretty organized about when to factor in another baby. Especially if you want to set them pretty close in age to your first. Luckily, the couple seems to be on top of this sibling business and has a second baby just awaiting a uterus to grow in. More »