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Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed

Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed

Senate Bill 606, the California bill that Halle Berry has passionately advocated for, has unanimously passed. The legislation will include recording or photographing a child without parental/legal guardian permission as “harassment.” But while Halle has certainly put her daughter Nahla‘s story front and center when testifying, so has everyone’s favorite Normal mom Jennifer Garner. The mother who doesn’t want you to think of her as “just” a wife, nearly cried on the stand when describing her concerns for her kids. More »

Like You, Halle Berry Thought She Was Just A Tad Too Old To Get Knocked Up

Like You, Halle Berry Thought She Was Just A Tad Too Old To Get Knocked Up

In case you were under a rock the entire weekend, you know that 46-year-old Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child. But before everyone starts to roll their eyes over older IVF celebrity moms setting unrealistic fertility precedents Halle claims that she wasn’t even vying for baby #2. Sometimes when you have a sexy French fiancé, I guess these things just happen.
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I Wonder How Jennifer Lopez Squares Motherhood With A Collaboration With Chris Brown?

I Wonder How Jennifer Lopez Squares Motherhood With A Collaboration With Chris Brown?

Jennifer Lopez has never been my most favorite person in the whole wide world, but she never really bothered me. I didn’t even see Gigli, so there’s no reason to hold a grudge over that nonsense. I find the whole “still from the block” bit to be a little absurd, but whatever floats her boat. Then, I saw the news that she is most likely collaborating with Chris Brown on her next album. Now, from one mom to another, J. Lo is kind of dead to me. More »

10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

The standard tell tale signs of celebrity pregnancies aren’t just degrading — they’re usually completely nonsensical. We’re supposed to think women in the limelight are pregnant for every flowy top, stomach touch, and “pregnant face” some paparazzi happens to snap an image of. And the list of derogatory phrases for the “post-baby body” aren’t that sweet either.
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Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

The infamous Dina Lohan has given the New York Daily News a retrospective walk through her troubled marriage with Michael Lohan, making a slew of very serious allegations including domestic abuse, drug addiction, and rape. To which the always seedy “I’m just going to record my daughter in distress and sell it to TMZ” father of the year gave an equally barf-y response.
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We’re A Little Disappointed To See Drew Barrymore’s Daughter Olive On The Cover Of People

Weâre A Little Disappointed To See Drew Barrymoreâs Daughter Olive On The Cover Of People

Call us masochists, but we were really enjoying the newest crop of celebrity mothers who wanted to keep their pregnancies and children out of the limelight. There will always be over-sharing mamas like Jessica Simpson to write about and of course we’re grateful for that. But Mommyish was loving the mysteriousness of Adele‘s and Drew Barrymore‘s bundles of joy. Then Drew went and threw her daughter on the cover of People. More »

Hilary Duff Is Really Jazzed About Being Back In Her Skinny Jeans Post-Baby

Hilary Duff Is Really Jazzed About Being Back In Her Skinny Jeans Post-Baby

Mother of one, Hilary Duff, has taken quite a bit of flack for not looking like a freshly airbrushed Victoria Beckham following the birth of her son, Luca. In response, the actress has been pretty vocal about being in no hurry to get all bean pole on us. But just eight months later, Duff is back in those skinny jeans and she really, really wants you to know about it. More »

Prince William Went To Visit Pregnant Kate In The Hospital, Did Not Bring Her Balloon Bouquet

Prince William Went To Visit Pregnant Kate In The Hospital, Did Not Bring Her Balloon Bouquet

The Duchess Of Cambridge is on her second day in the hospital with severe morning sickness, and her husband Prince William arrived in a green Land Rover and did not speak to the media. He had nothing with him, no bouquet of flowers or balloons, no teddy bear holding a sign that read “I am bear-y sorry you are puking your guts out whilst pregnant with our first child.” More »