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This is an epic moment in tabloid pregnancy speculation. Despite years of pregnancy musing based on the shape of Beyonce‘s dress or the every angle of Jennifer Aniston‘s coat, People is actually admitting that one lady’s pregnancy is just the wind and nothing more. We’ve turned a corner! Or something. More »

Kate Winslet will be thrice a mom. The 37-year-old has happily announced that she is pregnant with her third child. And knowing Kate, that’s probably the last we’re going to hear about this pregnancy. I’m cool with that! More »

The former nanny of Kim Porter and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs has filed a lawsuit against Porter claiming that the baby mama of three of Diddy’s babies was verbally and violently abusive and that she was fired after she complained that the house reeked of pot smoke. More »

In case you were under a rock the entire weekend, you know that 46-year-old Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child. But before everyone starts to roll their eyes over older IVF celebrity moms setting unrealistic fertility precedents Halle claims that she wasn’t even vying for baby #2. Sometimes when you have a sexy French fiancé, I guess these things just happen.
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Jennifer Lopez has never been my most favorite person in the whole wide world, but she never really bothered me. I didn’t even see Gigli, so there’s no reason to hold a grudge over that nonsense. I find the whole “still from the block” bit to be a little absurd, but whatever floats her boat. Then, I saw the news that she is most likely collaborating with Chris Brown on her next album. Now, from one mom to another, J. Lo is kind of dead to me. More »

The standard tell tale signs of celebrity pregnancies aren’t just degrading — they’re usually completely nonsensical. We’re supposed to think women in the limelight are pregnant for every flowy top, stomach touch, and “pregnant face” some paparazzi happens to snap an image of. And the list of derogatory phrases for the “post-baby body” aren’t that sweet either.
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New mother Megan Fox is becoming that mom, ladies. The accomplished woman with a booming career, all the right assets, and a fancy title who is considering shelving the entire thing to be a SAHM and move into her MIL’s basement. Well, not quite. But she’s certainly beginning to sound like she’s not so into the working mom thing. Fair!
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The infamous Dina Lohan has given the New York Daily News a retrospective walk through her troubled marriage with Michael Lohan, making a slew of very serious allegations including domestic abuse, drug addiction, and rape. To which the always seedy “I’m just going to record my daughter in distress and sell it to TMZ” father of the year gave an equally barf-y response.
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Call us masochists, but we were really enjoying the newest crop of celebrity mothers who wanted to keep their pregnancies and children out of the limelight. There will always be over-sharing mamas like Jessica Simpson to write about and of course we’re grateful for that. But Mommyish was loving the mysteriousness of Adele‘s and Drew Barrymore‘s bundles of joy. Then Drew went and threw her daughter on the cover of People. More »

Mother of one, Hilary Duff, has taken quite a bit of flack for not looking like a freshly airbrushed Victoria Beckham following the birth of her son, Luca. In response, the actress has been pretty vocal about being in no hurry to get all bean pole on us. But just eight months later, Duff is back in those skinny jeans and she really, really wants you to know about it. More »

The Duchess Of Cambridge is on her second day in the hospital with severe morning sickness, and her husband Prince William arrived in a green Land Rover and did not speak to the media. He had nothing with him, no bouquet of flowers or balloons, no teddy bear holding a sign that read “I am bear-y sorry you are puking your guts out whilst pregnant with our first child.” More »

This Cyrus family sure likes to keep their kids working. Between the successes of Miley Cyrus, little sister Noah Cyrus’s acting, and Trace Cyrus‘s stint with the band Metro Station, another Cyrus kid is looking to get in on the spotlight: Braison Cyrus. More »