Author Archives: Mommyish

Jennifer Garner Awesomely Calls Out Gender Double Standard In Losing Weight For A Movie Or A Baby

Jennifer Garner Awesomely Calls Out Gender Double Standard In Losing Weight For A Movie Or A Baby

Jennifer Garner is my ultimate “mom crush.” I love her almost as much as I love my own husband, in fact more so in the way she sets an example of a wife, a mother and a creative artist that I strive to be on a daily basis. She appears down-to-earth, smart and she’s shown her ability to crack a joke on many occasions. I expected all of that in her most recent Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance and she didn’t disappoint. More »

You’ll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

Youâll Be Pleased To Know That Kate Middleton Has Been Deemed Baby Bump Free

Kate Middleton may have received the tabloid “post-baby body” seal of approval back when she was just trying to grab some groceries, but that arbitrary thumbs up has just gone way, way up. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended the Tusk Trust awards and, because the princess welcomed a baby a few months ago, this made for an ample royal post-baby body update. More »

Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed

Jennifer Garner Gets Teary-Eyed In Defending Anti-Paparazzi Bill Which Awesomely Passed

Senate Bill 606, the California bill that Halle Berry has passionately advocated for, has unanimously passed. The legislation will include recording or photographing a child without parental/legal guardian permission as “harassment.” But while Halle has certainly put her daughter Nahla‘s story front and center when testifying, so has everyone’s favorite Normal mom Jennifer Garner. The mother who doesn’t want you to think of her as “just” a wife, nearly cried on the stand when describing her concerns for her kids. More »

Like You, Halle Berry Thought She Was Just A Tad Too Old To Get Knocked Up

Like You, Halle Berry Thought She Was Just A Tad Too Old To Get Knocked Up

In case you were under a rock the entire weekend, you know that 46-year-old Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child. But before everyone starts to roll their eyes over older IVF celebrity moms setting unrealistic fertility precedents Halle claims that she wasn’t even vying for baby #2. Sometimes when you have a sexy French fiancé, I guess these things just happen.
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I Wonder How Jennifer Lopez Squares Motherhood With A Collaboration With Chris Brown?

I Wonder How Jennifer Lopez Squares Motherhood With A Collaboration With Chris Brown?

Jennifer Lopez has never been my most favorite person in the whole wide world, but she never really bothered me. I didn’t even see Gigli, so there’s no reason to hold a grudge over that nonsense. I find the whole “still from the block” bit to be a little absurd, but whatever floats her boat. Then, I saw the news that she is most likely collaborating with Chris Brown on her next album. Now, from one mom to another, J. Lo is kind of dead to me. More »

10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

10 Faux Pregnancy Signs I Dare Tabloids To Start Using About Celebrity Pregnancies

The standard tell tale signs of celebrity pregnancies aren’t just degrading — they’re usually completely nonsensical. We’re supposed to think women in the limelight are pregnant for every flowy top, stomach touch, and “pregnant face” some paparazzi happens to snap an image of. And the list of derogatory phrases for the “post-baby body” aren’t that sweet either.
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Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

Dina Lohan Accuses The Already Barf-Inducing Michael Lohan Of Raping Her

The infamous Dina Lohan has given the New York Daily News a retrospective walk through her troubled marriage with Michael Lohan, making a slew of very serious allegations including domestic abuse, drug addiction, and rape. To which the always seedy “I’m just going to record my daughter in distress and sell it to TMZ” father of the year gave an equally barf-y response.
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