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Celebrity Sex Dreams: Kathleen Turner Interrupted By Mr. T

Celebrity Sex Dreams: Kathleen Turner Interrupted By Mr. T

For our second installment of Celebrity Sex Dreams, we’ve got a story from Kasey Anderson, whose brain we previously tapped to make fun of Adam Levine, and whose music you should definitely listen to if you’re a fan of great things.

I was five years old when Romancing the Stone, starring Kathleen Turner, was in theaters. It must have made quite an impression on me because, while I do not remember seeing the film, I distinctly remember attempting to kiss my mother’s friend Marge (who also happened to be the nurse who had delivered me) at my family’s dining room table a short while after having seen the film. As the beginnings of a man’s sexual exploration go, it was less than auspicious.
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