Author Archives: Drew Grant

Celebrity Sex Dreams: Mr. Smithers and Freddy Krueger

Celebrity Sex Dreams: Mr. Smithers and Freddy Krueger

Welcome to our new feature, Celebrity Sex Dreams. It’s exactly what it sounds like: sex dreams we have had about famous people. To start things off, we tapped the subconsciousness of former Crushable deputy editor Drew Grant, who so totally wants to bone some weirdos.

I rarely have sex dreams. Which is weird, because even when I was a kid I had a concept of what sex was…or at least the queasy mechanics of it as taught by new-wave parents who believed that the conversation of sexuality started at The Rocky Horror Picture Show and ended when a child gets sent to the principal’s office for “inappropriate touching” during homeroom. (Although I’m still not sure how the touching was inappropriate, as both my hand and the crotch of my jeans were consenting partners.) More »