Author Archives: Mommyish

Lifetime’s Born In The Wild Will Show Moms Having Babies Outdoors With No Doctors Present

Lifetimeâs Born In The Wild Will Show Moms Having Babies Outdoors With No Doctors Present

Oh Lifetime, how we love thee, you always bring us the good stuff, whether it be TV movies based on books about incestuous, abused teens being locked in an attic or “reality shows” about B-list celebrities with cheating scandals, it should come as no surprise that you will be bringing us all what will be our new favorite television show ever of all time ever, Born In The Wild. According to Entertainment Weekly, Born In The Wild chronicles pregnant women giving birth outdoors, unassisted by doctors. More »

Seeing These 90s Cartoon Characters Knocked Up Will Make You Rethink Your Childhood

Seeing These 90s Cartoon Characters Knocked Up Will Make You Rethink Your Childhood

There’s nothing more fun than watching an episode of The Simpson’s 15 years later, only to realize that the show is just as funny, if not funnier, than it was when you were a kid. I may be biased, but I truly love the 90s. There was something about the grungy culture and alternative music that made me feel like the coolest high schooler on the block. I also firmly believe it was the perfect time in history because our generation got to enjoy the introduction of the Internet and the cell phone, before every baby was born with an iPad in their hands. More »

A Cheat Sheet For The WTFness That Is Alicia Silverstone’s The Kind Mama

A Cheat Sheet For The WTFness That Is Alicia Silverstoneâs The Kind Mama

Alicia Silverstone‘s new parenting manual, The Kind Mama, is all the rage – especially among those who like to get fertility, sex and medical advice from a celebrity instead of a doctor. I get it though, celebrities are entitled to write books about stuff they only have anecdotal evidence works and become best-selling authors. This is the world we live in. You don’t like it – too bad. More »

Someone Needs To Tell Tila Tequila That A Baby Can’t ‘Save Your Life’

Someone Needs To Tell Tila Tequila That A Baby Canât âSave Your Lifeâ

I know picking on Tila Tequila is sort of low-hanging fruit, and I’m truly happy the Singaporean-born reality TV star is so thrilled about her pregnancy. I’m not really sure why Tila is so famous, I know she was on MTV, had a sex tape, and then tragically lost her fiancé to diabetic ketoacidosis and then attempted to take her own life and suffered a brain aneurysm. That’s a whole lot of drama for any mama. Tila recently took to her Facebook page to announce that she was expecting a baby. More »

Prince George Looks Tired As He Reveals His Post-Birth Body In New Zealand

Prince George Looks Tired As He Reveals His Post-Birth Body In New Zealand

I know we must make some concessions due to the fact that he had just landed after a 30 hour flight, but I cannot be the only one who is thinking that Prince George, son of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and third in line to the throne looks a bit exhausted in these images. It’s obvious that he may be in need of a nap, judging by his mussed up hair and the way he clenches his fists as his mother holds him in his arms. More »

Truly Outrageous Jem And The Holograms PSA Will Get You Stoked For The Movie

Truly Outrageous Jem And The Holograms PSA Will Get You Stoked For The Movie

There is exciting news out today because there will be a Jem and The Holograms movie. If you are of a certain age, you probably remember how truly outrageous and fabulous this show was and how you almost got into fistfights with your friends on the playground over whether you were more of a Jem or a Pizzazz or a Kimber. One of the best part about cartoons from the 80′s is that a lot of the times during commercial breaks they would should these amazing public service announcements so that kids could get their learn on while rocking out to the Holograms. Thanks to you tube, you can enjoy some of the Jem ones from back in the day, which cover everything from not touching down power lines to why you shouldn’t shoplift to not stealing your parents prescription drugs. Everything a kid should know! More »

I Would Rather My Kids F Like (Responsible) Bunnies Than Have A ‘Chaste Courtship’ Like The Duggars

I Would Rather My Kids F Like (Responsible) Bunnies Than Have A âChaste Courtshipâ Like The Duggars

Let’s get this out of the way first, I do not want my kids telling me they are having sex. OK, I take that back. I want to know if they are sexually active, I want to have all the important talks with them about responsibility and consent and staying healthy and birth control and how to handle their own sexual lives as responsible, decent, kind humans. But other than that, I do not wanna know. Their sex lives are not my business. As long as they are being responsible and consensual and healthy. And more than that I would never tell them I want them to enter into a chaste courtship, just like I wouldn’t tell them they should go bone a mess of people before marriage. But I’d be lying if I said that the whole idea of a chaste courtship really creeps me out. I would (secretly) prefer that they have a whole lot of (healthy, safe, happy, consensual) sex before marriage. If they even decide to get married. More »

The Garbage People Of The ‘Fashion Police’ Pregnancy-Shame Elsa Pataky

The Garbage People Of The âFashion Policeâ Pregnancy-Shame Elsa Pataky

Things have been going so well in the world of body-shaming pregnant women. I haven’t read a headline about a post-baby body in weeks. But the garbage people (I’m sadly including you in this Joan Rivers) on E!’s Fashion Police decided that they would go after Elsa Pataky, the amazingly gorgeous and heavily pregnant wife of Chris Hemsworth, who is expecting twins. Pataky wore a Elie Saab gown with a drop waist to the Academy Awards on Sunday night, and even though her dress wasn’t my personal favorite dress of the evening, she looked gorgeous. I think you could basically put her in a dress constructed of burlap and twisty ties and she would still look gorgeous. But haters gonna hate, or in this case, The Fashion Police is gonna po-lice, and here is what they said: More »

‘Do You Wanna Get A Beer, Man?’ Frozen Spoof Wins The Internet Today

âDo You Wanna Get A Beer, Man?â Frozen Spoof Wins The Internet Today

As much as we all love Frozen, you can’t help be charmed by this hilarious parody video of  the hit song Do You Want To Build A Snowman? created by Tommy Chuang. All he wants to do is hang out with his pal and grab a nice cold one, but his friend met some girl at the mall and is now a total douche. And I think we have all had a friend like Craig, the emergency backup friend we hang out with when the person we really wanna hang out with is too busy to take our calls. More »