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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are now getting on into their fifth year of marriage (i.e. the time when exasperated inquiries into kids? Kids? Kids? are almost played on loop). But in keeping with the couple’s previous response on the subject, Portia says that she and Ellen plan to expand their family exactly never. More »

Halle Berry has spoken out before about how out of line the paparazzi can be when it comes to capturing snaps of famous children. But after returning from Hawaii with her 5-year-old daughter Nahla and fiancé Olivier Martinez, Halle told the paps to their camera happy faces to back the eff off her kid. More »

Snooki has a lot going on right now. In addition to getting baby 7-month-old son Lorenzo baptized last week, the new mother is also working on pregnancy/parenting book. Nevermind that she’s also been busting her bum making that big splashy post-baby body debut. But despite Snooki’s busy reality TV mom schedule, Nicole Polizzi paused to give some glamorous labor tips to fellow reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian. More »

In not particularly shocking news, Kirsten Dunst was not all that jazzed about locking lips with a man two decades her senior — even if it was Brad Pitt. The now 30-year-old Dunst now says that the famous kiss in Interview With The Vampire was nothing to be envious about, ladies (and gents). Because she was 11. More »

If Halle Berry and myself had our way, we’d pack our bags and split for France. The only difference between us is that she has a hot French fiancé (working on it) and an ex who isn’t about to let her take his daughter across the pond. But Halle hasn’t given up on her dreams as much as she’s adding them to the retirement plan. Way to switch it up, Halle. More »

Dax Shepard is about to become a father this spring with his fiancée Kristen Bell — who he already refers to as his “wife.” But back in December when Dax’s 62-year-old father was dying of small-cell lung cancer, Kristen “introduced” her father-in-law to his grandchild. And there’s a tear-jerking photo to accompany such an amazing tale.
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There’s a tad too much gender essentialism floating around parenting conversations in 2013 and you don’t even need to tune into sexist diaper ads to hear any of it. While some stay-at-home dads are trying to wake advertisers up to the fact that — yes — a man is capable of running a home without burning it down, others are still toting that tired Only A Mother Can Do It All logic. Like Yolanda Foster from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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An Edward Norton baby will soon be upon us! And he and his fiancé Shauna Robertson had the decency to not tell any of us until now. Because, oh hey, baby is due like any second. Thanks for keeping us updated, kids!
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Holly Madison welcomed her baby girl earlier this week — the one that she was scrambling to get the Alice In Wonderland nursery painted for while also organizing a move and a wedding. Her daughter’s name has been revealed, but don’t chalk her up to your cocktail game of Crazy Celebrity Baby Names just yet. More »

Kim Kardashian isn’t pregnant. There. I said it. Because these new photographs of her compared to previous photographs of her prove it. There is no way this lady can be pregnant unless she is wearing some super skinny girdle-including shaper skinny jeans that include a tummy-tightening material across the abdomen and she is also wearing Spanx. More »

Perez Hilton, the man who famously turned pictures of celebrities into his own personal white board and notoriously called a 15-year-old Miley Cyrus a “slut,” has welcomed his first baby. The contemporary birth announcement — i.e. a post on his blog — has officially debuted the kid to his fans. Sort of.
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Kris Jenner, the textbook momager who reportedly coached her daughter on how to make a sex tape, promotes the births of her grandchildren like nobody’s business, and piles her entire family onto reality TV, says that she doesn’t exploit her family. In related falsehoods, the sky is a solid shade of magenta and I’m a man.
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Married mother of two, Thandie Newton just got real candid about some casting couch abuse she endured as a fresh young thing looking to make it in the movie business. Unfortunately though, the abuse didn’t just end with that one highly degrading audition.
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I had no idea Steve Martin put a baby inside someone, much less didn’t have any children before this! We all need to sit right down and catch our collective breath because the man, the legend, the brilliantly amazing Steve Martin is a first time daddy at age 67 and NONE of us are the baby mama. Did you know he was planning on having a baby? I didn’t even know he was married. Actually, I still thought he was dating artist Cindy Sherman. This news is actually a celebrity baby story that I care about.
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