Author Archives: Mommyish

Prince George Looks Tired As He Reveals His Post-Birth Body In New Zealand

Prince George Looks Tired As He Reveals His Post-Birth Body In New Zealand

I know we must make some concessions due to the fact that he had just landed after a 30 hour flight, but I cannot be the only one who is thinking that Prince George, son of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and third in line to the throne looks a bit exhausted in these images. It’s obvious that he may be in need of a nap, judging by his mussed up hair and the way he clenches his fists as his mother holds him in his arms. More »

Truly Outrageous Jem And The Holograms PSA Will Get You Stoked For The Movie

Truly Outrageous Jem And The Holograms PSA Will Get You Stoked For The Movie

There is exciting news out today because there will be a Jem and The Holograms movie. If you are of a certain age, you probably remember how truly outrageous and fabulous this show was and how you almost got into fistfights with your friends on the playground over whether you were more of a Jem or a Pizzazz or a Kimber. One of the best part about cartoons from the 80′s is that a lot of the times during commercial breaks they would should these amazing public service announcements so that kids could get their learn on while rocking out to the Holograms. Thanks to you tube, you can enjoy some of the Jem ones from back in the day, which cover everything from not touching down power lines to why you shouldn’t shoplift to not stealing your parents prescription drugs. Everything a kid should know! More »

I Would Rather My Kids F Like (Responsible) Bunnies Than Have A ‘Chaste Courtship’ Like The Duggars

I Would Rather My Kids F Like (Responsible) Bunnies Than Have A âChaste Courtshipâ Like The Duggars

Let’s get this out of the way first, I do not want my kids telling me they are having sex. OK, I take that back. I want to know if they are sexually active, I want to have all the important talks with them about responsibility and consent and staying healthy and birth control and how to handle their own sexual lives as responsible, decent, kind humans. But other than that, I do not wanna know. Their sex lives are not my business. As long as they are being responsible and consensual and healthy. And more than that I would never tell them I want them to enter into a chaste courtship, just like I wouldn’t tell them they should go bone a mess of people before marriage. But I’d be lying if I said that the whole idea of a chaste courtship really creeps me out. I would (secretly) prefer that they have a whole lot of (healthy, safe, happy, consensual) sex before marriage. If they even decide to get married. More »

The Garbage People Of The ‘Fashion Police’ Pregnancy-Shame Elsa Pataky

The Garbage People Of The âFashion Policeâ Pregnancy-Shame Elsa Pataky

Things have been going so well in the world of body-shaming pregnant women. I haven’t read a headline about a post-baby body in weeks. But the garbage people (I’m sadly including you in this Joan Rivers) on E!’s Fashion Police decided that they would go after Elsa Pataky, the amazingly gorgeous and heavily pregnant wife of Chris Hemsworth, who is expecting twins. Pataky wore a Elie Saab gown with a drop waist to the Academy Awards on Sunday night, and even though her dress wasn’t my personal favorite dress of the evening, she looked gorgeous. I think you could basically put her in a dress constructed of burlap and twisty ties and she would still look gorgeous. But haters gonna hate, or in this case, The Fashion Police is gonna po-lice, and here is what they said: More »

‘Do You Wanna Get A Beer, Man?’ Frozen Spoof Wins The Internet Today

âDo You Wanna Get A Beer, Man?â Frozen Spoof Wins The Internet Today

As much as we all love Frozen, you can’t help be charmed by this hilarious parody video of  the hit song Do You Want To Build A Snowman? created by Tommy Chuang. All he wants to do is hang out with his pal and grab a nice cold one, but his friend met some girl at the mall and is now a total douche. And I think we have all had a friend like Craig, the emergency backup friend we hang out with when the person we really wanna hang out with is too busy to take our calls. More »